#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
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#139 | BGE merchandise order form | 31 |
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#39 | BRAINS shorts | 36 |
#54 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 44 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#209 | Blood Light | 21 |
#269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
#98 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 17 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
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#376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
#1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
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#183 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 12 |
#160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
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#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1909 | Crimbuck | 54 |
#713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
#11 | FDKOL commendation | 22,004 |
#105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
#28 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 175 |
#1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
#169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
#83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
#196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
#159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
#137 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 18 |
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#1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
#109 | Nightstalker perfume | 28 |
#121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 12 |
#317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
#125 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 12 |
#82 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 11 |
#80 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 11 |
#106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 9 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
#999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
#313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
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#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
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#59 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
#113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
#126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
#83 | Silver Bullet beer | 26 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#16 | The Cooler Out of Space | 114 |
#285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
#34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
🥇 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 100 |
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#658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
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#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#127 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
#121 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 112 |
#112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
#895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#59 | ammonite fossil | 89 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#347 | bag of bones | 4 |
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#49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
#232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
#49 | belemnite fossil | 91 |
#26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
#39 | bindle of joy | 3 |
#139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
#119 | bite-me-red lipstick | 159 |
#28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
#96 | blind-packed capsule toy | 200 |
#454 | bone chips | 28 |
#195 | bone meal | 2 |
#148 | bottle of Blank-Out | 110 |
#115 | bottle of bubbles | 100 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
#247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
#51 | bubble-wrap simulator | 30 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
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#238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
#91 | chainsaw chain | 10 |
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#392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#100 | corned-beef Reuben | 40 |
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#317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#162 | cursed scrunchie | 8 |
#96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#182 | drum of pomade | 8 |
#1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
#144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
#1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
#514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
#925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
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#120 | fossilized limb | 96 |
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#103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
#172 | frigid fudgepuck | 23 |
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#38 | fudgecule | 59,000 |
#75 | funhouse mirror | 12 |
#178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
#53 | ghost trap | 37 |
#62 | ghostly body paint | 62 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#79 | green eggnog | 2 |
#24 | green gummi ingot | 1,047 |
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#235 | hideous egg | 14 |
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#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
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#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#82 | jerky coins | 281 |
#122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
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#33 | kumquartz | 132 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
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#104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
#162 | pack of pogs | 113 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
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🥇 | penguin paste | 200 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
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#494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
#492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
#512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
#498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
#43 | portable photocopier | 123 |
#58 | press-on ribs | 97 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#217 | red China marble | 1 |
#26 | red gummi ingot | 1,042 |
#32 | ridiculous belt | 2 |
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#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
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#91 | sandcastle | 1 |
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#133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
#130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
#707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
#88 | smoking grass | 956 |
#39 | sorority brain | 38 |
#41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
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#728 | squirming egg sac | 6 |
#61 | steely marble | 1 |
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#30 | strawberyl | 142 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
#171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
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#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
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#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
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#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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#2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
#3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
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#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
#774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
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#18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
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#764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
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#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
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#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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#1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
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#1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
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#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
#3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#29 | tourmalime | 137 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
#60 | trilobite fossil | 88 |
#159 | unearthed potsherd | 25 |
🥇 | very large caltrop | 128 |
#270 | volcanic ash | 17 |
#36 | whisker pencil | 143 |
#111 | wind-up meatcar | 100 |
#27 | yellow gummi ingot | 1,029 |