| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #305 | Crimboween memo | 29 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #178 | Ent cider | 78 |
| #311 | Feynman gate | 36 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #971 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #579 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #349 | baby killer bee | 29 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #319 | barrrnacle | 50 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #341 | battered Crimbo Crate | 34 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #132 | black snowcone | 30 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #183 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #573 | candy cane | 63 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #271 | capacitor relay | 44 |
| #352 | carbon nanotube frame | 34 |
| #444 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #364 | eggnog | 47 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #336 | evil teddy bear | 44 |
| #314 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #177 | fancy dress ball | 87 |
| #290 | felt | 28 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #397 | fruitcake | 55 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #586 | gingerbread bugbear | 40 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #767 | green beer | 13 |
| #918 | grue egg | 29 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #166 | incredibly creepy marionette | 18 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #484 | ion grid | 24 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #545 | jar of swamp gas | 50 |
| #143 | killer rag doll | 19 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #340 | logic synthesizer | 34 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #174 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 18 |
| #1004 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #367 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #450 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 8 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #548 | portable corkscrew | 13 |
| #205 | possessed top | 27 |
| #79 | potato sprout | 20 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | prehistoric spear | 46 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #269 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 33 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1015 | shiny ring | 21 |
| #4 | skeleton key | 32,455 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #301 | spooky eggnog | 15 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #46 | spooky stuffing | 137 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #108 | spooky wooden block | 69 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #229 | stick-on-a-string | 18 |
| #422 | string of blue beads | 27 |
| #324 | string of green beads | 34 |
| #291 | string of red beads | 37 |
| #327 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed alien blob | 32 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #1077 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #687 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #476 | stuffing | 19 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #462 | toothsome rock | 22 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #330 | toy crazy train | 30 |
| #896 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #407 | toy mercenary | 18 |
| #940 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #135 | tree-eating kite | 259 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #185 | valuable trinket | 492 |
| #89 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 128 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #200 | wheel | 18 |
| #200 | white Canadian | 17 |
| #113 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 24 |
| #273 | wind-up chattering teeth | 112 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #264 | wooden block | 11 |
| #94 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #140 | yo | 60 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |