| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #298 | Imp Ale | 666 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #797 | Mad Train wine | 60 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Bropane | 6 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #825 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 4 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #84 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #23 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 7 |
| #8 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 2 |
| #26 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 8 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #20 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 10 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #27 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 6 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #25 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 8 |
| #30 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 4 |
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| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #131 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 9 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |