| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #536 | Knob mushroom | 6 |
| #394 | Knoll mushroom | 24 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #407 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #443 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #549 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 18 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #246 | flaming mushroom | 11 |
| #275 | frozen mushroom | 9 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #565 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1971 | golden ring | 38 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #27 | green pixel | 6,976 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #502 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #250 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #891 | monomolecular yo-yo | 33 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #127 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #349 | pointy mushroom | 6 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1223 | rogue swarmer | 46 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #608 | spooky mushroom | 76 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #201 | stinky mushroom | 12 |
| #264 | string of blue beads | 40 |
| #339 | string of green beads | 33 |
| #277 | string of red beads | 38 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #525 | stuffed doppelshifter | 25 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1121 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #603 | teddy borg | 14 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #901 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #76 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 448 |
| #353 | warm mushroom | 4 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #157 | yellow glowstick | 9 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #599 | yo-yo | 47 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |