| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
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| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| 🥈 | accidental cider | 6,843 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #394 | black pension check | 6 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
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| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #314 | briefcase | 17 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #309 | frozen banquet | 7 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #163 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #208 | old leather wallet | 45 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #570 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #166 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #143 | tiny dancer | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #66 | too legit potion | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |