Museum :: selkiexangel

selkiexangel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#879	5-ball	3
#1072	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#440	Black No. 2	9
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#144	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1717	Daffy Taffy	4
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#67	Divine	18
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1822	Drowsy Sword	4
#1097	Dyspepsi-Cola	31
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#636	Ent cider	8
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
#607	Gaia beads	1
#63	Genalen™ Bottle	86
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#245	Hippy Army MPE	26
#322	Hollandaise helmet	7
#319	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#626	Imp Ale	187
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#331	Knob Goblin harem pants	12
#455	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#115	Knob Goblin learning pill	5
#563	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#104	Knob Goblin nasal spray	10
#414	Knob Goblin pants	21
#457	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#152	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#576	Knob Goblin seltzer	9
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#671	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#404	Knob Goblin tongs	25
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#190	Knob nuts	2
#646	Knoll mushroom	8
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#1093	Mad Train wine	20
#453	Meleegra™ pills	18
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#155	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	616
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#335	Mohawk wig	30
#85	Mon Tiki	26
#123	Monstar energy beverage	100
#583	Mountain Stream soda	15
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#303	NG	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#377	Penultimate Fantasy chest	43
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#370	Red Pill	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#582	Spam Witch sammich	30
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#269	Swabbie™ swab	10
#773	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	43
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#224	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	18
#659	Trollhouse cookies	25
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#738	Warm Subject gift certificate	15
#740	Wint-O-Fresh mint	12
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2247	Yummy Tummy bean	21
#365	a butt tuba	1
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#612	adder bladder	4
#296	all-purpose cleaner	18
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#293	ancient Magi-Wipes	17
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#206	ancient spice	12
#259	ancient vinyl coin purse	16
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#94	ant agonist	46
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#1061	anticheese	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#405	antique packet of ketchup	2
#607	antique record album	3
#946	antique spear	1
#371	armgun	3
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#432	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#997	asbestos ore	2
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#6542	badass belt	2
#753	bag of lard	1
#706	baggie of powdered sugar	14
#496	balaclava baklava	3
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#367	ballroom blintz	6
#1145	banana	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#1235	bar skin	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#758	baseball	2
#622	bat guano	8
#486	bat wing	19
#523	batblade	3
#560	batgut	28
#341	beach glass bead	10
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#69	beer basted brat	4
#110	beer bomb	452
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#583	beertini	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#530	big red clown nose	9
#477	bilge wine	15
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#134	bit-o-cactus	38
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#694	black greaves	1
#403	black helmet	4
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#527	black pension check	2
#473	black pepper	2
#842	black pixel	5
#632	black pudding	1
#523	black shield	2
#568	black snake skin	5
#485	black sword	3
#639	blackberry	5
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#360	bloody beer	32
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#622	bloody mary	1
#838	blue pixel	24
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#124	boilermaker	5
#340	bone flute	2
#666	bone rattle	1
#522	booty chest charrrm	5
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#534	bowl of cottage cheese	24
#885	box	3
#3229	box of sunshine	24
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#69	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	60
#321	breaded beer	2
#142	brick of sand	14
#585	briefcase	3
#870	broken skull	6
#445	bronzed locust	2
#670	bugbear beanie	5
#638	bugbear bungguard	5
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#797	bunny liver	2
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#46	can of Swiller	135
#151	can of black paint	2
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#311	can of maces	3
#733	can of spinach	2
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#224	canopic jar	30
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#322	carbonated water lily	11
#558	carob chunks	3
#682	casino pass	2
#420	cat appendix	6
#443	catgut	11
#192	centipede eggs	21
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#508	chef's hat	12
#66	chef-in-the-box	8
#94	chloroform rag	57
#653	chorizo taco	2
#685	chrome ore	4
#429	chrome staff	1
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#72	clockwork claws	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#816	cloudy potion	3
#797	clown shoes	1
#722	clown skin	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#231	cocktail napkin	20
#332	cocoa egg	36
#739	cocoa eggshell fragment	25
#609	coconut shell	32
#435	coffin lid	2
#881	cog	7
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#71	cold wad	104
#252	comfy pillow	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#558	cool whip	3
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#659	corpsedriver	7
#1027	corpsetini	4
#259	costume sword	2
#600	cranberries	21
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#347	cream stout	6
#230	creamsicle	15
#113	crotchety pants	1
#63	cruelty-free wine	105
#231	curmudgel	4
#354	dance card	4
#765	dark potion	4
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#581	decorative fountain	4
#514	dehydrated caviar	4
#318	demon skin	32
#118	denim axe	4
#448	deodorant	3
#114	depantsing bomb	57
#431	desiccated apricot	9
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#597	didgeridooka	1
#106	dingy planks	4
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#1010	disco ball	13
#1259	disco mask	5
#918	disease	2
#346	disintegrating quill pen	17
#438	displaced fish	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#524	draggin' ball hat	8
#395	dried face	7
#763	drum machine	1
#1370	drywall axe	4
#598	dusty bottle of Marsala	13
#723	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#704	dusty bottle of Port	9
#799	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
#305	dusty left femur	1
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#791	effervescent potion	3
#585	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	13
#468	empty meat tank	4
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#290	enchanted bean	9
#540	energy drink IV	1
#467	enormous belt buckle	4
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#578	evil golden arch	8
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#1084	eyepatch	1
#564	f3d0r4	7
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#218	fairy gravy boat	5
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#930	fat stacks of cash	4
#217	fat wallet	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#104	fetid feather	112
#408	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#427	filthy pestle	3
#133	filthy poultice	69
#376	fine wine	13
#298	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#374	fish-liver oil	14
#750	fizzy potion	4
#724	flaming crutch	3
#136	flaming feather	103
#348	flaming talons	19
#527	flange	2
#129	flirtatious feather	68
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#443	flute of flat champagne	11
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#34	frat brats	32
#111	frightful feather	108
#1014	frigid ninja stars	2
#410	frilly skirt	8
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#117	frozen feather	109
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#158	furry fur	1,019
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#158	gauze garter	134
#407	ghuol ears	28
#480	ghuol egg	29
#592	ghuol guolash	8
#128	giant cactus quill	8
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#563	giant foam finger	1
#232	giant needle	300
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#385	glass of goat's milk	22
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#449	glowing red eye	24
#457	gnatwing	7
#427	gnoll lips	7
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#585	goat beard	4
#571	goat cheese	11
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#826	gob of wet hair	1
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#2190	googly eye	2
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#233	grapefruit	40
#828	grapes	1
#206	grassy cutlass	5
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#817	green pixel	18
#288	green pixel potion	2
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#605	green snowcone	5
#428	gremlin juice	3
#874	grouchy restless spirit	2
#4475	grue egg	2
#296	grumpy old man charrrm	10
#391	grungy bandana	1
#317	guano coffee cup	5
#871	guitar pick	1
#580	hair spray	2
#294	half-rotten brain	2
#214	half-sized guitar	3
#2399	hamethyst	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#4022	handful of confetti	3
#822	handful of hand chalk	11
#450	handful of moss	4
#351	handful of nuts and berries	2
#782	handful of sand	3
#299	handful of sawdust	15
#102	handful of walnuts	63
#246	handsomeness potion	8
#506	happiness	2
#152	heavy D	966
#350	hellion cube	16
#1214	helmet turtle	10
#414	hemp string	18
#385	henna face paint	1
#2514	herbal stuffing	1
#359	herbs	57
#606	hermit permit	1
#439	hideous egg	5
#648	hill of beans	10
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#157	honey-dipped locust	22
#300	hors d'oeuvre tray	3
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#543	hot date	3
#426	hot katana blade	26
#223	hot nuggets	8
#285	hot plate	2
#283	hot powder	2
#79	hot wad	131
#469	hot wing	102
#477	huge spoon	2
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#1342	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	10
#909	ice-cold Willer	20
#824	ice-cold fotie	10
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#534	icy katana hilt	2
#445	imp unity ring	1
#741	infernal insoles	1
#589	inkwell	2
#455	irate sombrero	3
#1886	irradiated candy cane	3
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#689	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	7
#161	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#180	jug-o-magicalness	14
#505	keg shield	1
#535	ketchup hound	5
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#367	knob bugle	1
#43	knob ka-bobs	63
#392	large box	9
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#791	lead necklace	6
#202	leaf of grass	1
#409	leather chaps	5
#730	leather mask	2
#326	leathery bat skin	18
#376	leathery cat skin	18
#314	leathery rat skin	9
#206	left parenthesis	1
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#1234	lemon	1
#40	lemon meringue pie	86
#397	lihc eye	35
#547	lihc face	5
#356	lime	28
#631	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	9
#683	line	23
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#625	linoleum ore	4
#347	long pork	3
#832	long skinny balloon	2
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#556	loose teeth	70
#388	lowercase N	24
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#301	magicalness-in-a-can	13
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#278	maiden wig	9
#345	many-eyed glasses	5
#594	mariachi G-string	2
#307	mariachi hat	8
#690	mariachi pants	13
#37	marshmallow flambé	10
#436	marzipan skull	23
#498	meat engine	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#74	meat golem	1
#1013	meat vortex	2
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#159	megatofu	67
#63	melted Jell-o shot	88
#470	mesh cap	3
#421	metallic A	75
#465	mind flayer corpse	14
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#245	mixed wildflower greens	2
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#384	mother's little helper	7
#490	moxie weed	24
#376	mullet wig	3
#336	mummy wrapping	42
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#107	natural fennel soda	66
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#628	ninja mop	1
#25	nutty organic salad	34
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#2264	obsidian dagger	4
#330	ocarina of space	4
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#316	old coin purse	18
#274	old leather wallet	23
#1742	old sweatpants	6
#796	olive	1
#601	oozenog	6
#440	opera mask	1
#151	original G	1,007
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#178	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#204	overcookie	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#276	oversized pizza cutter	27
#315	ovoid leather thing	4
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1212	pail	4
#475	palm frond	7
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#851	papaya	3
#81	papaya taco	31
#1158	pasta spoon	5
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#675	patchouli incense stick	6
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#649	phat turquoise bead	3
#332	phish stick	3
#301	phonics down	258
#685	pickle-flavored chewing gum	7
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#318	pile of jumping beans	10
#885	pink clay bead	3
#217	plain pizza	12
#301	plastic guitar	4
#195	plot hole	1,110
#449	pointed stick	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#1185	pool cue	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#1168	potato sprout	1
#424	powdered organs	2
#463	pr0n legs	30
#140	probability potion	741
#164	procrastination potion	630
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#176	purple pixel pie	5
#386	pygmy blowgun	2
#295	pygmy nose-bone	2
#296	pygmy pygment	3
#278	pygmy spear	1
#555	ram horns	1
#304	raspberry	1
#349	rat appendix	21
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#438	ratgut	2
#182	rave whistle	35
#1033	ravioli hat	7
#875	razor-sharp can lid	2
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#709	red pixel	3
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#457	reodorant	10
#610	rice bowl	1
#456	ridiculously huge sword	20
#453	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	3
#571	ring of aggravate monster	8
#349	ring of half-assed regeneration	9
#1455	roasted marshmallow	2
#597	rocky raccoon	6
#2054	roll of toilet paper	3
#179	round green sunglasses	5
#475	round purple sunglasses	4
#433	royal jelly	15
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#481	ruby W	18
#272	rum barrel charrrm	5
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#489	rusty grave robbing shovel	5
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#673	sabre teeth	4
#126	sake bomb	242
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#1708	saucepan	1
#379	sausage bomb	1
#427	savoy truffle	3
#1033	sawblade shield	1
#209	scorpion whip	5
#378	screwdriver	3
#391	scroll of drastic healing	174
#1103	seal tooth	1
#962	seal-clubbing club	12
#615	seal-skull helmet	10
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
#329	shingle	18
#410	shiny hood ornament	1
#2137	shiny ring	4
#151	shot of orange schnapps	36
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#386	shot of tomato schnapps	7
#474	silver tongue charrrm	6
#534	sk8board	1
#606	skeleton bone	45
#942	skeleton key	1
#198	skeleton key ring	4
#398	skewer	15
#233	sleaze nuggets	4
#164	sleaze powder	6
#100	sleaze wad	64
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#536	smart skull	15
#853	smoky potion	2
#386	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	20
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#356	soda water	7
#425	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	277
#2844	solid gold bowling ball	1
#711	sonar-in-a-biscuit	2
#317	soy cordial	2
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#2771	spectre scepter	4
#859	spices	5
#1160	spider web	1
#626	spiked femur	2
#1154	spooky mushroom	12
#242	spooky nuggets	5
#275	spooky powder	3
#601	spooky shrunken head	9
#665	spooky stick	8
#104	spooky wad	57
#682	spork	1
#769	spring	9
#575	sprocket	26
#103	sprocket assembly	1
#902	squashed frog	3
#434	stale baguette	2
#550	stalk of asparagus	7
#933	star	2
#670	star chart	7
#482	steamy ruby	1
#220	stench nuggets	7
#149	stench powder	8
#76	stench wad	168
#468	stick of dynamite	2
#1007	stolen accordion	14
#281	stolen office supplies	7
#549	stone of eXtreme power	15
#888	strawberry	1
#307	strongness elixir	18
#8935	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#5738	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#8863	stuffed angry cow	1
#7013	stuffed astral badger	3
#6373	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#6179	stuffed cocoabo	4
#7880	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#7025	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	3
#5291	stuffed hand turkey	6
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#7048	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#6197	stuffed snowy owl	4
#6996	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	3
#7773	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#5782	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#2120	stuffing	2
#279	stunt nuts	9
#766	sucky decal	1
#1118	sunken chest	2
#541	suntan lotion of moxiousness	4
#44	super salad	20
#403	super-spiky hair gel	180
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#177	sweet rims	1
#842	swirly potion	2
#501	taco shell	10
#745	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	6
#452	tambourine bells	6
#311	tarrrnish charrrm	7
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#712	ten-leaf clover	8
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#190	tequila grenade	30
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#313	thistle wine	7
#447	tiny house	391
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#8125	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#891	tires	1
#666	titanium assault umbrella	6
#2987	toast	3
#2806	tofurkey gravy	1
#2812	tofurkey leg	1
#96	tomato	880
#1841	towel	1
#503	tropical orchid	2
#323	true grit	6
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#259	tube sock	2
#1338	turtle totem	7
#394	twinkly nuggets	6
#350	twinkly powder	6
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#396	uncooked chorizo	8
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#272	unidentified jerky	45
#779	useless powder	93
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#419	viking helmet	21
#63	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	597
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#738	vorpal blade	2
#557	wad of dough	45
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#510	war tongs	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#204	whalebone corset	2
#60	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#607	white chocolate chips	8
#354	white collar	3
#534	white lightning	12
#685	white picket fence	2
#416	white rice	1
#515	white satin pants	4
#390	white satin shield	3
#613	white snake skin	10
#394	white sword	9
#512	wicker shield	1
#668	windchimes	3
#399	witty rapier	4
#284	wolf mask	100
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#533	wooden stakes	3
#460	wool hat	2
#861	worthless knick-knack	2
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#493	wussiness potion	19
#905	yeti fur	40

Wow, that's 17,310 items total!

what items are this player missing?