| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #248 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,500 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #37 | Frat Army FGF | 231 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #60 | Hippy Army MPE | 236 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1281 | fudgecule | 10 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #804 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #835 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1760 | pail | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #333 | personalized coffee mug | 209 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1504 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #802 | red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #22 | sabre teeth | 2,261 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2702 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #802 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |