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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #439 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #670 | Daffy Taffy | 42 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #176 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 28 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #363 | black & tan | 4 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #442 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #389 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #389 | black pudding | 5 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #173 | cyborg stompin' boot | 9 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #215 | gimlet | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #365 | golden ring | 71 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #212 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #238 | nanite-infested candy cane | 70 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #140 | polyalloy shield | 14 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1457 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #327 | solid gold pegleg | 10 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1863 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #302 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 37 |
| #329 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 18 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |