| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #440 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1452 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2949 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #670 | Daffy Taffy | 42 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #177 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 28 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #820 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #365 | black & tan | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #443 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #391 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #391 | black pudding | 5 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1274 | buckyball | 2 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #172 | cyborg stompin' boot | 9 |
| #1687 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #364 | golden ring | 71 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1998 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1391 | killing feather | 34 |
| #213 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #239 | nanite-infested candy cane | 70 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #125 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #140 | polyalloy shield | 14 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1458 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #608 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #327 | solid gold pegleg | 10 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2991 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #2547 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2417 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2415 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #2815 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2296 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1869 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #2387 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2603 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2684 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2303 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2196 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2664 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2228 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #226 | tangarita | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #261 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #882 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #305 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 37 |
| #329 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 18 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #467 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |