| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #440 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2944 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #671 | Daffy Taffy | 42 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #178 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 28 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #365 | black & tan | 4 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #443 | black forest cake | 4 |
| #391 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #391 | black pudding | 5 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #481 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #5530 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #172 | cyborg stompin' boot | 9 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #1269 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #953 | dollhive | 5 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #365 | golden ring | 71 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #213 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #120 | mimosette | 1 |
| #503 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #239 | nanite-infested candy cane | 70 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #140 | polyalloy shield | 14 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #1458 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #455 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #607 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #646 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #428 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #327 | solid gold pegleg | 10 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2987 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #5255 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #2814 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1868 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2602 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2683 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2191 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2223 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #305 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 37 |
| #329 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 18 |
| #640 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |