| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #504 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #604 | BURT | 2 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #144 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #67 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #249 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #1212 | Crimbuck | 390 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #36 | Gummy Brains | 16 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #757 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #23 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 311 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #29 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 24 |
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| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #195 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 5 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #714 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #532 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #578 | badass belt | 83 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #272 | black forest cake | 11 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #430 | bone flute | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #530 | bottle of goofballs | 49 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1369 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #322 | boulder | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1136 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #201 | box of sunshine | 2,099 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #242 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
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| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #202 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #371 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1142 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #142 | candy brain | 38 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #586 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #611 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #716 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #213 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #822 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #163 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #203 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #310 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #166 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #121 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #126 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #86 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #455 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #269 | decent brain | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #135 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #765 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #103 | duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #70 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #970 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #745 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #125 | facehugging alien | 7 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1987 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #310 | flask of tainted mining oil | 2 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #348 | fricasseed brains | 2 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #118 | half-rotten brain | 8 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #383 | handful of confetti | 100 |
| #246 | happiness | 10 |
| #77 | heart-shaped balloon | 400 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #76 | inflatable duck | 58 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #31 | left half of a heart necklace | 12 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #225 | mother's little helper | 19 |
| #405 | mugcake | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #882 | orange candy heart | 5 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #10 | personalized birthday cake | 408 |
| #674 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #21 | radio button candy | 43 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| 🥈 | rocky raccoon | 582,752 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #33 | savoy truffle | 426 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #276 | shiny ring | 89 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #595 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #380 | twinkly wad | 333 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #243 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 41 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #1102 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |