Scroffy

RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#503BRICKO brick1
#604BURT2
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#1262Bonerdagon necklace6
#233Boris's key lime1
#424Boris's key lime pie1
#925Boris's ring1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#1010Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1701CRIMBCO scrip5
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#179CSA bravery badge1
#230CSA cheerfulness ration1
#224CSA discount card1
#408CSA fire-starting kit1
#193CSA obedience grenade1
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#264Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#348Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2
#66Comet Drop1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#249Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket3
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#188Cosmic Calorie1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#675Crimbo Credit1
#1351Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#752Crimbo pie1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#461Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#1212Crimbuck390
#4249Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#455Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#2052Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#497Elfin shortbread1
#469Elmley shades1
#1165Ent cider1
#1167FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#57Firewater1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#36Gummy Brains16
#296Happy Birthday, Claude! cake4
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#758Heimandatz's heart2
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#730Let Me Be!2
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#23Maxwell's Silver Hammer311
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#29Pokëmann figurine: Duck24
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#195Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket5
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#716Safari Jack's moustache2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#947Summer Nights1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#52The Lost Pill Bottle1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1065Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#533Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
🥉Voluminous Radio Pants1
#499Workytime Tea3
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#53angel-food cake1
#678anniversary balloon1
#634anniversary gift box6
#183babycakes1
#1044baconstone7
#578badass belt83
#147badge of authority1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#272black forest cake11
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#113blue potion1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#83blue suede shoes1
#72blue velvet cake2
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#241boilermaker1
#301bone aperitif1
#943bone chips1
#429bone flute1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#751booty chest charrrm1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#280boring spaghetti1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#379bottle of Definit1
#414bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#399bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#216bottle of Pete's Sake1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#306bottle of black cat tonic1
#715bottle of bubbles1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1331bottle of gin1
#530bottle of goofballs49
#680bottle of popskull1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1586bottle of rum1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1072bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1368bottle of tequila1
#332bottle of ultravitamins1
#1261bottle of vodka1
#1506bottle of whiskey1
#157bottle of wine1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#322boulder1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#1054box1
#204box of Pokëmann band-aids1
#201box of sunshine2,099
#364boxed champagne1
#1335boxed wine1
#242boxing glove1
#247brains casserole1
#227brass gear1
#501breaded beer1
#230breath mint1
#2708brick1
#437brick of sand1
#748briefcase1
#1381brine1
#1268broken skull1
#623broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
#541bronzed locust1
#201brown felt tophat1
#447brown plastic baby1
#678brown sugar cane1
#616bubblewrap ore1
#424bubblin' crude1
#956bubbly potion1
#335bucket of honey1
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#375buoybottoms1
#371burst hellseal brain12
#228bus pass1
#539cactus fruit1
#534calle de miel1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#98can cannon1
#1817can of Binarrrca1
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#555can of Swiller1
#593can of maces1
#957can of spinach1
#164can of starch1
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#141candy brain38
#4785candy cane1
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1853candy knuckles1
#3829candy stake1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#587canopic jar1
#1749canteen of wine1
#530carbonated soy milk1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#331cardboard katana1
#610cardboard ore1
#146caret1
#77carob cannon1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#157cartoon heart1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#216catgut taco1
#109catskin buckler1
#83catskin cap1
#689centipede eggs1
#289chainsaw chain1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#89charged magnet1
#234charming flute1
#418cheap cigar butt1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#157cheap plastic blowgun1
#803cheap studded belt1
#1660cheap toaster1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#1061chef's hat1
#664cherry1
#272cherry pie1
#391chintzy accordion pin1
#544chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#55chiptune guitar1
#576chloroform rag1
#502chocolate bath ball1
#555chocolate cigar1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#212chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#409chocolate spurs1
#212chocolate stolen accordion1
#209chocolate turtle totem1
#390chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses4
#823chopsticks1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#452chrome crossbow1
#162chrome crossbow string1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#985chrome ore1
#429chrome staff1
#165chrome stick1
#523chrome sword1
#445chunk of rock salt1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#80citrus-infused sake1
#99classy monkey1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#50clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#967cloudy potion1
#797clown shoes1
#816clown skin1
#185clown wig1
#238clownskin belt1
#202clownskin harness1
#3274club necklace1
#203cob of corn1
#611cocktail napkin1
#290cocktail onion1
#1222cocoa egg1
#176coconut bikini top1
#1279coconut shell1
#597coffin lid1
#1139cog1
#247cog and sprocket assembly1
#777cold ninja mask1
#358cold nuggets1
#297cold powder1
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#154cologne of contempt1
#624colorful plastic ball2
#716comfy coffin1
#252comfy pillow1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#257confusing LED clock1
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
#746cool mushroom1
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#864cool whip1
#738copper ha'penny charrrm1
#568corncob pipe1
#310corned-beef Reuben1
#849cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#217corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#174correction fluid1
#362costume sword1
#116cotton candy bale1
#186cotton candy cone1
#165cotton candy pillow1
#120cotton candy skoshe1
#138cracker1
#1242cranberries1
#168cranberry cordial1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#266crappy brain1
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#569cream stout1
#540creamsicle1
#185crossbow string1
#161crowbar1
#706crowbarrr1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#364crumbling rat skull1
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#262crystallized memory1
#200cube of billiard chalk1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#458cup of primitive beer1
#86cupcake-in-a-cup5
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#418cursed cannonball1
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#115cyber-mattock1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#665cymbal syrup1
#164d121
#585dance card1
#962dark potion1
#96daub-breaker1
#615deadly lampshade1
#179decanter of fine Scotch1
#269decent brain1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#809decorative fountain1
#1478defective skull1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#167delectable fire ant1
#467delicious noodles1
#1795delicious salad1
#245delicious shimmering moth1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#168delicious stinkbug1
#384deluxe fax machine1
#93demon buckler1
#923demon skin1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#58demonic paste1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#436dented harmonica1
#617depantsing bomb1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#765desiccated apricot1
#1152designer handbag1
#28devil's-food cake2
#207devilish folio1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#220digital key lime1
#376digital key lime pie1
#1622dill1
#481dire fudgesicle1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1848disco ball1
#1717disco mask1
#1024disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#677displaced fish1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#548divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#572divine champagne flute1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#113diving muff1
#1640doll house1
#269dollar-sign bag1
#656donkey flipbook1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#269double-barreled sling1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#813drab sonata1
#930draggin' ball hat1
#295dragon snaps1
#373dreadlock whip1
#782dried face1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#124drone self-destruct chip1
#763drum machine1
#367drum of pomade1
#1139dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#132dubious peppermint1
#516ducha de oro1
#103duck-on-a-string19
#2324duct tape1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#109duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#468dull fish scale1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#1281dwarf bread1
#425dwarvish magazine1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#895eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#70ectoplasmic paste1
#38eelskin hat1
#28eelskin pants1
#35eelskin shield1
🥈eerily silent box1
#946effervescent potion1
#503effluvious emerald1
#2833eggnog1
#111electric crutch1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#210elephant stinger1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#288elven hardtack1
#199elven magi-pack1
#209elven medi-pack1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#304elven squeeze1
#1910elven suicide capsule1
#194elven whittling knife1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1302empty agua de vida bottle1
#666empty meat tank1
#542enchanted barbell1
#604enchanted bean1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#2228enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#651enchanted toothpick1
#124enchantlers1
#540energy drink IV1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#314epic wad1
#237escargotsicle1
#254especially salty dog1
#969evil golden arch1
#354evil golden arches1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#145exotic orchid1
#405exploding hacky-sack1
#1774explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#143extra-fancy ring setting1
#746extra-greasy slider1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#162extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#109extra-strength red potion1
#470extra-strength strongness elixir1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#1016eye of newt1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#402eye-pod1
#190eyedrops of newt1
#226eyedrops of the ermine1
#129eyedrops of the ocelot1
#1085eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#125facehugging alien7
#1946facsimile dictionary1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#761fake blood1
#1986fake fake vomit1
#1009fake plastic grass1
#124fancy ball mask1
#849fancy bath salts1
#114fancy blue potion1
#377fancy canapés1
#2521fancy chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#923fancy opera glasses1
#295fat bottom quark1
#1378fat stacks of cash1
#2392felt1
#412fermenting powder1
#655ferret bait1
#1426festive holiday hat1
#1174festive sausage1
#736fetid feather1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#303fez of etymology1
#388fiery wing1
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#906figurine of a cold seal1
#504figurine of a shadowy seal1
#586figurine of a slippery seal1
#641figurine of a stinking seal1
#506filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#2035filthy lucre1
#602filthy pestle1
#527filthy poultice1
#880fine wine1
#298finger cymbals1
#39fire axe1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#529fire poi1
#135fireball1
#82fireman's helmet1
#82fish bazooka1
#168fish juice box1
#80fish stick1
#609fish-liver oil1
#141fishy fish1
#153fishy fish casserole1
#118fishy fish lasagna1
#86fishy wand1
#57fixed-gear bicycle1
#957fizzy potion1
#498flamin' bindle1
#955flaming crutch1
#856flaming feather1
#379flaming glowsticks1
#886flaming mushroom1
#148flaming sword1
#941flaming talons1
#619flange1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#74flask of Gnomochloric acid1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#272flask of mining oil1
#310flask of tainted mining oil2
#445flat dough1
#821flavored foot massage oil1
#789flirtatious feather1
#151floaty gravel1
#416floaty pebbles1
#90floaty rock1
#987floaty sand1
#275flower petal pie1
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#859flute of flat champagne1
#84flyest of shirts1
#55flytrap bezoar1
#163flytrap pellet1
#817foam dart1
#497foam noodle1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#778forbidden sausage1
#462fortune cookie1
#348fricasseed brains2
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#562frigid air mattress1
#2467fruitcake3
#324funhouse mirror1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#380ghost trap1
#427gift-a-pult1
#108globe of Deep Sauce1
#339good brain1
#70grape troll doll1
#118half-rotten brain8
#1934hamethyst2
#384handful of confetti100
#246happiness10
#77heart-shaped balloon400
#627hideous egg1
#8hippo tutu1
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#38house of twigs and spit1
#18hypnodisk1
#76inflatable duck58
#691invisible bag1
#1862jawbruiser1
#31left half of a heart necklace12
#270library card1
#989lollipop stick1
#376lovecat tail2
#100lucky ball-and-chain1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#120miniature coffin1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#225mother's little helper19
#405mugcake4
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#416nugget of Crimbonium1
#882orange candy heart5
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#471peppermint tailings1
#10personalized birthday cake408
#674piece of wedding cake5
#529plastic ingot1
#132pocket ace1
#47propeller beanie1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#21radio button candy43
#95right half of a heart necklace6
🥈rocky raccoon582,752
#92sandcastle1
#33savoy truffle426
#234seal-brain elixir1
#276shiny ring89
#228silver shotgun shell1
#241sleeve deuce1
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#236snowball1
#371sorority brain1
#170sponge cake3
#672stained mattress1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#596tiny bottle of absinthe10
#380twinkly wad333
#728urinal cake1
#243vertebra of the Bonerdagon41
#169very overdue library book2
#1101whoopie cushion18
#615witch hat1
#1378yellow candy heart1

Wow, that's 588,606 items total!

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