| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #616 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 15 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1143 | Crimbuck | 451 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1143 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #639 | buckyball | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1090 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #289 | cheap elven gloves | 15 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #252 | cursed black pearl onion | 6 |
| #284 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 4 |
| #216 | cursed bottle of rum | 8 |
| #133 | cursed cannonball | 12 |
| #186 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 9 |
| #99 | cursed piece of thirteen | 13 |
| #164 | cursed sea biscuit | 11 |
| #145 | cursed voodoo skull | 11 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #454 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 22 |
| #323 | f3d0r4 | 25 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #756 | iGoogly | 18 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #842 | knuckle sandwich | 18 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #59 | lump of coal | 15 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #494 | marshmallow | 20 |
| #22 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #417 | monomolecular yo-yo | 149 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #688 | roasted marshmallow | 27 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #1009 | robotronic egg | 27 |
| #1539 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #119 | sparking robo-battery | 21 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #466 | stuffed gray blob | 89 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #1251 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #1916 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #414 | sunken chest | 29 |
| #577 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #561 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 11 |
| #71 | tiny dancer | 9 |
| #943 | tiny house | 67 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #364 | unstable DNA | 143 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #330 | viking helmet | 34 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #351 | warbear battery | 5 |
| #190 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 6 |