| #271 | "DRINK ME" potion | 75 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO brick | 9,269 |
| #199 | BRICKO eye brick | 200 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #230 | C.H.U.M. chum | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #112 | Game Grid token | 50 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #105 | agua de vida | 50 |
| #246 | astral mushroom | 50 |
| #509 | baggie of powdered sugar | 30 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #256 | bottle of Ooze-O | 3 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #443 | decaying goldfish liver | 6 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #233 | dense meat stack | 2,000 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #129 | llama lama gong | 50 |
| #115 | love song of disturbing obsession | 80 |
| #110 | love song of icy revenge | 80 |
| #127 | love song of naughty innuendo | 80 |
| #123 | love song of smoldering passion | 80 |
| #117 | love song of sugary cuteness | 80 |
| #125 | love song of vague ambiguity | 80 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #49 | natto marble soda | 6 |
| #43 | natto pocky | 6 |
| #51 | natto-infused sake | 6 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #113 | ovoid leather thing | 100 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #138 | pumpkin | 5 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #571 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #536 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #102 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #170 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 80 |
| #198 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 80 |
| #218 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 80 |
| #195 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 80 |
| #169 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 80 |
| #190 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 80 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #373 | sewer nuggets | 30 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #444 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #2000 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #631 | stuffed angry cow | 70 |
| #2251 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2588 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2384 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1344 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2205 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1147 | stuffed teddy butler | 37 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1225 | stuffed treasure chest | 31 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #156 | sugar sheet | 50 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #321 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 50 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #53 | tobiko marble soda | 6 |
| #38 | tobiko pocky | 6 |
| #52 | tobiko-infused sake | 6 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #76 | transporter transponder | 50 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #56 | wasabi marble soda | 6 |
| #50 | wasabi pocky | 6 |
| #52 | wasabi-infused sake | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |