| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1329 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #409 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #553 | Wand of Nagamar | 8 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #794 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #863 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥉 | sword hilt | 6,000 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |