| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #401 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #312 | Black No. 2 | 17 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #285 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #204 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #532 | Corpse Island iced tea | 10 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #346 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #350 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #354 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #395 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #166 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 22 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #376 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #298 | accidental cider | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #185 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #196 | asbestos apron | 6 |
| #722 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #585 | bag of Cheat-Os | 8 |
| #88 | bag of lard | 12 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #807 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #321 | beer bong | 6 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #249 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #501 | bilge wine | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #520 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #168 | bit-o-cactus | 25 |
| #365 | black & tan | 4 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #380 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| #103 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 9 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #320 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #236 | bottle of alcohol | 14 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #132 | bottle of pirate juice | 6 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #354 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #190 | brown sugar cane | 29 |
| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #386 | bunch of square grapes | 6 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #245 | cactus fruit | 9 |
| #73 | calavera concertina | 3 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #186 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 3 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #206 | can of spinach | 10 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #677 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #643 | candied yams | 14 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #755 | canteen of wine | 29 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #127 | chloroform rag | 40 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #302 | cocktail napkin | 11 |
| #621 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #494 | crazy little Turkish delight | 14 |
| #485 | cream stout | 2 |
| #457 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #205 | cup of primitive beer | 11 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #305 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #232 | cursed sea biscuit | 6 |
| #303 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #169 | dance card | 13 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #923 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #498 | divine champagne flute | 3 |
| #128 | donkey flipbook | 6 |
| #782 | duct tape | 32 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #407 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #272 | exploding hacky-sack | 4 |
| #185 | eye-pod | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #376 | fetid feather | 18 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #435 | flaming feather | 18 |
| #304 | flirtatious feather | 21 |
| #299 | flowing hippy skirt | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #344 | frightful feather | 24 |
| #235 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #385 | frozen feather | 22 |
| #215 | funky dried mushroom | 50 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #497 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #498 | gas balloon | 5 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #125 | gingham blouse | 2 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #499 | gremlin juice | 2 |
| #1484 | grue egg | 17 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #260 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #198 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #164 | handful of sand | 139 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #649 | herb brownies | 13 |
| #1017 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #370 | herbs | 52 |
| #93 | hovering sombrero | 5 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #52 | llama lama gong | 258 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #92 | makeshift crane | 4 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #180 | melted Jell-o shot | 17 |
| #306 | mojo filter | 3 |
| #127 | mother's little helper | 54 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #127 | opera mask | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #135 | palm frond | 101 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #368 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #379 | patent leather shoes | 18 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #94 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 8 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #124 | rusty bonesaw | 6 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #222 | shingle | 37 |
| #331 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #120 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 5 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #79 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #148 | smudged alchemical recipe | 3 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #296 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #71 | tasty tart | 21 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #664 | teddy borg | 12 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #125 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 235 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #545 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #567 | tofurkey leg | 15 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #902 | top | 5 |
| #604 | towel | 14 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #402 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 13 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #310 | water pipe bomb | 156 |
| #348 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |