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RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#401ASCII shirt4
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#312Black No. 217
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#285Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket3
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#204Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket4
#532Corpse Island iced tea10
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#346Elmley shades2
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#452Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler8
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#350Oil of Parrrlay4
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#354SPF 451 lip balm6
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#395Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste4
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#166Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix22
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#376Zim Merman's guitar2
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#298accidental cider4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#185ant hoe2
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#196asbestos apron6
#722baby killer bee12
#585bag of Cheat-Os8
#88bag of lard12
#322balloon monkey5
#807barrrnacle15
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#321beer bong6
#583beertini2
#249big bad voodoo mask2
#501bilge wine13
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#520bit of clingfilm8
#168bit-o-cactus25
#365black & tan4
#351black eyedrops2
#380black picnic basket2
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#391blue glowstick4
#103bottle of Mystic Shell9
#463bottle of Pinot Renoir2
#320bottle of Vangoghbitussin2
#236bottle of alcohol14
#257bottle of antifreeze4
#132bottle of pirate juice6
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#354bronze breastplate3
#190brown sugar cane29
#428buckyball11
#386bunch of square grapes6
#374buoybottoms1
#245cactus fruit9
#73calavera concertina3
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#186can of Ghuol-B-Gone™3
#592can of maces1
#206can of spinach10
#164can of starch1
#677can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce13
#643candied yams14
#4784candy cane1
#755canteen of wine29
#844cheap elven gloves4
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#127chloroform rag40
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#302cocktail napkin11
#621corpse on the beach8
#1183corpsedriver3
#785corpsetini6
#494crazy little Turkish delight14
#485cream stout2
#457cruelty-free wine2
#205cup of primitive beer11
#399cursed black pearl onion2
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#305cursed bottle of rum4
#244cursed cannonball4
#232cursed sea biscuit6
#303cursed voodoo skull3
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#169dance card13
#618depantsing bomb1
#923distilled fortified wine2
#498divine champagne flute3
#128donkey flipbook6
#782duct tape32
#108duct tape shirt1
#407dungeoneer's dungarees2
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#288effluvious emerald4
#1088elven limbos gingerbread8
#1273elven moonshine3
#685elven socks6
#272exploding hacky-sack4
#185eye-pod3
#124fancy ball mask1
#2007felt2
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#376fetid feather18
#210filthy hippy poncho2
#1347fire2
#470[2426]fire flower2
#435flaming feather18
#304flirtatious feather21
#299flowing hippy skirt2
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#344frightful feather24
#235frigid mote3
#428frilly shirt1
#385frozen feather22
#215funky dried mushroom50
#64furry green earmuffs1
#497ga-ga radio2
#498gas balloon5
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#125gingham blouse2
#395gold lamé pants1
#428grassy cutlass1
#765green glowstick2
#499gremlin juice2
#1484grue egg17
#391grungy bandana1
#260grungy flannel shirt2
#198guy made of bee pollen16
#1225gyroscope1
#4481handful of confetti2
#164handful of sand139
#236handmade hobby horse1
#682hellion cube3
#649herb brownies13
#1017herbal stuffing7
#370herbs52
#93hovering sombrero5
#381hypodermic needle4
#101icicle katana1
#577inflatable duck1
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#212jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#655kite11
#52llama lama gong258
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#425lupine sword1
#92makeshift crane4
#180massive sitar1
#180melted Jell-o shot17
#306mojo filter3
#127mother's little helper54
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#1043nanite-infested eggnog5
#1024nanite-infested fruitcake5
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#96nasty rat mask1
#481oozenog7
#127opera mask7
#153outrageous sombrero1
#273oversized fish scaler12
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#135palm frond101
#238palm-frond cloak1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#368panty raider camouflage2
#264patent antipsychotics1
#379patent leather shoes18
#349penguin thesaurus20
#1205pink glowstick1
#132pirate fledges1
#335pirate shirt5
#94poltergeist-in-the-jar-o8
#2213porquoise1
#1010possessed top5
#1810pretty flower2
#564prosthetic forehead2
#576purple glowstick2
#1729really dense meat stack1
#389round green sunglasses1
#124rusty bonesaw6
#156safety vest1
#376scented massage oil3
#104sequined fez1
#222shingle37
#331shiny hood ornament2
#412shock collar1
#120shot of nepenthe schnapps5
#358shot of rotgut1
#291silver shrimp fork7
#108single-serving herbal stuffing3
#79six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola3
#148smudged alchemical recipe3
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#747solid gold pegleg1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#296steamy ruby3
#324stone baseball cap1
#787strange shiny disc2
#2020string of blue beads2
#2026string of green beads2
#2011string of red beads2
#860stuffed alien blob8
#906stuffed doppelshifter11
#2643stuffing1
#71tasty tart21
#2033teddy bear1
#664teddy borg12
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#174tin star1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#125tiny bottle of absinthe235
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#488tip jar1
#545tofurkey gravy16
#567tofurkey leg15
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1592toothsome rock4
#902top5
#604towel14
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#1488tree-eating kite11
#576tube of dread wax1
#442tube sock1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#417unearthly onyx1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#402vinegar-soaked lemon slice13
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#310water pipe bomb156
#348white hat hacker T-shirt3
#333wreath of laurels2
#582yellow glowstick2
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 2,437 items total!

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