| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #173 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #247 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2691 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #253 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 3 |
| #183 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #243 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 34 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #77 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #456 | Mad Train wine | 212 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the Greasefire | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #731 | astral mushroom | 7 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #209 | bronze breastplate | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #425 | bum cheek | 30 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #407 | dirty hobo gloves | 47 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #154 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #114 | frilly shirt | 6 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #150 | goth kid t-shirt | 39 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #218 | grungy flannel shirt | 3 |
| #126 | harem girl t-shirt | 10 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #127 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #356 | red-and-green sweater | 7 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #93 | safety vest | 2 |
| #83 | sealhide snare | 11 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #247 | stainless steel scarf | 12 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #180 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #119 | star shirt | 3 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1138 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1724 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1002 | stuffed tin of caviar | 46 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #391 | supportive bra | 3 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 21 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #114 | tuxedo shirt | 2 |
| #329 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 11 |
| #424 | vampire collar | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #249 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 5 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #57 | yak anorak | 8 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |