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#27 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 114 |
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#224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
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#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
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#45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#62 | Gummi-DNA | 46 |
#9 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2,901 |
#113 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 28 |
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#14 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 2 |
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#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
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🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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#170 | aspirin | 5 |
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#47 | beholed bedsheet | 12 |
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#105 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 15 |
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#49 | carrot cake | 1 |
#159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
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#60 | cement sandals | 11 |
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#27 | children of the candy corn | 59 |
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#24 | chitinous pod | 6 |
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#50 | chrome sword hilt | 5 |
#263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
#37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
#77 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
#97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
#663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
#140 | creepy ginger ale | 3 |
#110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
#67 | cup of infinite pencils | 17 |
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#25 | cyborg stompin' boot | 30 |
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#15 | deck of tropical cards | 20 |
#23 | demon skin | 1,421 |
#329 | dense meat stack | 657 |
#14 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 3 |
#70 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 5 |
#28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#39 | diamond-studded cane | 326 |
#32 | doll house | 169 |
#305 | dollhive | 32 |
#139 | duck-on-a-string | 15 |
#526 | duct tape | 63 |
#542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
#297 | elven limbos gingerbread | 44 |
#127 | elven hardtack | 48 |
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#77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
#13 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1,065 |
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#9 | evil golden arch | 1,471 |
#1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
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#422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
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#104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
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#376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
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#1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
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#10 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 10 |
#14 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 7 |
#53 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
#23 | golden plastic oyster egg | 7 |
#1916 | googly eye | 3 |
#30 | grass blade | 5 |
#31 | grass hat | 5 |
#24 | grass skirt | 7 |
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#3890 | grue egg | 3 |
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#349 | half-orchid | 2 |
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#188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
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#13 | handmade hobby horse | 10 |
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#97 | hippy bongo | 17 |
#183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#35 | hot wing | 3,588 |
#304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
#178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
#65 | imitation crab crate | 12 |
#20 | immense cyborg hand | 71 |
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#35 | irradiated pet snacks | 17 |
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#63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
#118 | jar of swamp gas | 701 |
#531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
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#122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
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#521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
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#109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
#236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
#44 | live wire | 12 |
#505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
#622 | logic synthesizer | 15 |
#281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
#24 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 4 |
#223 | lucky bottlecap | 7 |
#55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
#459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
#428 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 70 |
#331 | magilaser blastercannon | 4 |
#84 | makeshift cape | 4 |
#38 | makeshift skirt | 4 |
#45 | makeshift turban | 3 |
#381 | maple leaf | 1 |
#334 | marionette collective | 2 |
#519 | marzipan skull | 17 |
#45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
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#62 | meat stack | 5,560 |
#85 | meat vortex | 741 |
#14 | menorette | 37 |
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#69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
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#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#594 | monomolecular yo-yo | 86 |
#510 | mummy costume | 11 |
#380 | mylar scout drone | 13 |
#198 | nanite-infested candy cane | 83 |
#34 | nanite-infested eggnog | 110 |
#152 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 27 |
#618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
#926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
#80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
#64 | night-vision goggles | 14 |
#18 | ninja hot pants | 377 |
#212 | open sauce | 1 |
#315 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 14 |
#6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
#188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
#315 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#114 | passable elf mask | 22 |
#141 | peach pie | 4 |
#190 | pear tart | 1 |
#168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
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#490 | pet rock | 16 |
#284 | pile of candy | 31 |
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#78 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
#18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
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#271 | pointed stick | 3 |
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#624 | potato sprout | 3 |
#303 | powdered donut | 1 |
#79 | prehistoric spear | 40 |
#619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
#168 | questionable taco | 3 |
#180 | radio button candy | 6 |
#931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
#641 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 12 |
#643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
#27 | red China marble | 16 |
#42 | red plastic baby | 11 |
#217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
#119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
#17 | rigid carapace | 88 |
#14 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 762 |
#209 | roboduck-on-a-string | 7 |
#109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
#25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
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#1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
#32 | ruby W | 1,429 |
#459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#59 | scary death orb | 2 |
#22 | set of jacks | 6 |
#113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
#48 | shimmering rainbow sand | 12 |
#20 | sinister altar fragment | 31 |
#50 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
#86 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 13 |
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#319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
#148 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 8 |
#44 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 2 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#146 | spice melange | 1 |
#11 | spooky hockey mask | 143 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#182 | stick-on-a-string | 22 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
#90 | stuffed alien blob | 68 |
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#2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
#203 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 97 |
#59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
#48 | thin black candle | 9,881 |
#219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
#85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
#94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
#1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
#2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
#663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
#1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
#187 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 20 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
#141 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 54 |
#486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#128 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 8 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
#12 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 4 |
#3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
#827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
#826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
#646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
#656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
#1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
#20 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 3 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
#1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
#708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
#850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
#1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
#1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
#681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
#123 | tiny plastic The Man | 28 |
#2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
#344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
#1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
#764 | tiny plastic angry goat | 23 |
#2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
#736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
#1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
#1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
#1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
#358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
#2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
#2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
#1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
#2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
#334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
#1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
#1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
#737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
#924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
#874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
#1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
#570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
#1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
#355 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 19 |
#1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
#1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
#831 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
#1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
#1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
#1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
#2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
#2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
#1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
#2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
#1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
#2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
#3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
#1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
#2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 105 |
#2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
#1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
#1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
#1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
#1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
#27 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 21 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
#3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
#1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
#1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
#3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
#617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
#378 | tiny plastic taco cat | 18 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
#938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
#2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
#1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
#32 | tip jar | 80 |
#22 | vibrating cyborg knife | 92 |
#70 | wad of dough | 1,464 |
#1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#896 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 7 |
#93 | witch hat | 8 |
#42 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
#21 | wussiness potion | 1,480 |
#42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
#755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |