Museum :: Psychopump

Psychopump

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#726	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#2407	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#15	White Citadel burger	1,337
#12	White Citadel fries	1,337
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1533	bottle of goofballs	15
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#2744	box of sunshine	35
#230	box turtle	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#2709	brick	1
#1380	brine	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4788	candy cane	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#1030	cast	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#201	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#591	deodorant	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#344	dishrag	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#178	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#314	dusty right second rear claw	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#188	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#948	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#208	enchanted bean burrito	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#256	especially salty dog	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1765	fire	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#619	flange	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#445	flat dough	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#431	foie gras	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#3427	fruitcake	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#4738	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#100	giant book of ancient carols	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#132	gibson	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#45	gill rings	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#211	gingham blouse	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1499	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#394	goat	1
#847	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#785	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#842	green snowcone	1
#549	grog	1
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#5341	grue egg	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#655	hair spray	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#375	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#266	hot hi mein	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#1288	hot wing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#326	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#184	ketchup	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#306	kumquat	1
#633	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#457	leaflet	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1235	lemon	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#178	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#897	lime	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#1891	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#26	magnetic field	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#383	maple leaf	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#667	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#75	meat golem	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#212	meatsmithing guide	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#168	menudo	1
#267	menudo ravioli	1
#1204	metallic A	1
#939	milky potion	1
#119	mimosette	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#689	mugcake	1
#912	murky potion	1
#1564	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#629	ninja mop	1
#530	ocean motion	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#156	olive lo mein	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
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Wow, that's 9,900 items total!

what items are this player missing?