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RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#450A. W. O. L. commendation11
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1314Cloaca-Cola4
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3106Crimbuck2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#366Diet Cloaca Cola2
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1795Dyspepsi-Cola4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#470Elmley shades1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#894Iron Beta of Industry5
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#330Regular Cloaca Cola2
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#574Tiki lighter1
#935Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#40Underworld sapling1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#319Yakisoba's hat5
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#1884anniversary gift box2
#2064astronaut pants1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#459bit of clingfilm9
#539black plastic oyster egg9
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#487blue plastic oyster egg10
#426blue polka-dot oyster egg10
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#468bottle of Blank-Out17
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#5011box of sunshine7
#2375brick2
#466bungle in the jungle1
#61burnt flower450
#228burrowgrub hive1
#249cheap elven gloves17
#555concentrated garbage juice1
🥉control crystal1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#98depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick4
#5138easter egg balloon1
#664elven moonshine14
#763elven socks5
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#329festive holiday hat13
#692golden ring40
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1290killing feather36
#428knuckle sandwich55
#2696laser-broiled pear6
#268lavender candygram1
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#643lavender plastic oyster egg6
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#456longhaired hippy wig1
🥉marinara jug1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#673mauve striped oyster egg6
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#435orange peel hat1
#1290oversized fish scaler4
#832oyster basket4
#363parasitic claw1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#308patent leather shoes22
#273penguin thesaurus26
#196pink candygram2
#1394polyalloy shield3
#57portable photocopier101
#550pretty flower144
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#408puce striped oyster egg6
#470red paisley oyster egg7
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#303rigid carapace12
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1153rogue swarmer48
#1763rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#821sandwich of the gods9
#1177sawblade fragment44
#210set of jacks1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1945stuffed Baron von Ratsworth13
#976stuffed Cheshire bitten48
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#3370stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#1911stuffed Meat14
#3556stuffed angry cow12
#3538stuffed astral badger12
#3590stuffed baby gravy fairy12
#1612stuffed cocoabo31
#1874stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#3605stuffed frozen gravy fairy12
#3617stuffed hand turkey12
#1867stuffed key10
#1967stuffed martini1
#3197stuffed mind flayer14
#1896stuffed mink14
#2028stuffed monocle12
#3607stuffed scary death orb12
#4936stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#3457stuffed snowy owl12
#2561stuffed spooky gravy fairy19
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#2255stuffed stinky gravy fairy22
#1850stuffed teddy butler15
#1907stuffed tin of caviar14
#1700stuffed treasure chest14
#3755stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#1222teddy borg4
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#302tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf22
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#371tiny plastic Axe Wound18
#448tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth10
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#504tiny plastic Beelzebozo9
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#423tiny plastic Black Knight16
#787tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#501tiny plastic Boss Bat9
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1389tiny plastic Cheshire bat13
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1220tiny plastic Crimbo elf8
#817tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer12
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#586tiny plastic G Imp12
#465tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser15
#330tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester20
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#286tiny plastic Hellion22
#475tiny plastic Iiti Kitty15
#433tiny plastic Knob Goblin King10
#311tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter20
#289tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl22
#278tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist23
#298tiny plastic Knott Yeti22
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#392tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy17
#282tiny plastic Protagonist23
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#326tiny plastic Spam Witch19
#538tiny plastic Spunky Princess13
#504tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski9
#321tiny plastic The Man13
#264tiny plastic Trouser Snake25
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#319tiny plastic XXX pr0n20
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#608tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll3
#442tiny plastic angry bugbear16
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#423tiny plastic anime smiley16
#367tiny plastic apathetic lizardman19
#737tiny plastic astronomer10
#1307tiny plastic baby gravy fairy14
#1212tiny plastic barrrnacle15
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#259tiny plastic beanbat24
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#2493tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#407tiny plastic blooper16
#819tiny plastic brainsweeper9
#415tiny plastic briefcase bat16
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1038tiny plastic cocoabo17
#1519tiny plastic coffee pixie12
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#445tiny plastic conservationist hippy10
#462tiny plastic cubist bull15
#426tiny plastic demoninja16
#877tiny plastic disco bandit6
#280tiny plastic drunk goat23
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#506tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus14
#400tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker17
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#501tiny plastic fluffy bunny14
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#628tiny plastic fruit golem11
#1830tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#1199tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick15
#1126tiny plastic ghuol whelp16
#337tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers19
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#334tiny plastic goth giant19
#1659tiny plastic grue11
#487tiny plastic handsome mariachi14
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1072tiny plastic howling balloon monkey17
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#809tiny plastic killer bee21
#508tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box14
#1641tiny plastic leprechaun11
#998tiny plastic levitating potato18
#633tiny plastic lobsterfrogman11
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#1123tiny plastic mosquito16
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#392tiny plastic ninja snowman18
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1829tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#303tiny plastic scary clown21
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#638tiny plastic senile lihc11
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#402tiny plastic smarmy pirate17
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#395tiny plastic spiny skelelton17
#1830tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton10
#593tiny plastic spooky vampire12
#1661tiny plastic stab bat11
#1821tiny plastic star starfish10
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#764tiny plastic sweet nutcracker12
#380tiny plastic taco cat18
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#402tiny plastic topiary golem16
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#406tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni17
#532tiny plastic warwelf13
#404tiny plastic whitesnake17
#365tiny plastic zmobie18
#1359toy crazy train4
#1689toy jet pack2
#921toy maglev monorail1
#977toy mercenary5
#2475toy ray gun1
#1722toy space helmet2
#535twitching claw9
#190unstable DNA269
#947unstable laser battery47
#1149useless powder26
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#590wreath of laurels1
#1183yellow candy heart2
#399yellow candygram1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#417yellow plastic oyster egg14
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 3,510 items total!

what items are this player missing?