| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #426 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #467 | bottle of Blank-Out | 17 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #61 | burnt flower | 450 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #249 | cheap elven gloves | 17 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #665 | elven moonshine | 14 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #428 | knuckle sandwich | 55 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #642 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #433 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #273 | penguin thesaurus | 26 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #58 | portable photocopier | 101 |
| #545 | pretty flower | 144 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #407 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1154 | rogue swarmer | 48 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1940 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #969 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 48 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #2022 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1904 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 22 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 18 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 16 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #466 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 15 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 20 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #286 | tiny plastic Hellion | 22 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 15 |
| #433 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 10 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 20 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 22 |
| #277 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 23 |
| #299 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 22 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 17 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 23 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 19 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #321 | tiny plastic The Man | 13 |
| #262 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 25 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 20 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #442 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 16 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #422 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 16 |
| #365 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 19 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic beanbat | 24 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #405 | tiny plastic blooper | 16 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #460 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #426 | tiny plastic demoninja | 16 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #279 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 23 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #506 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 14 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #338 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 19 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #335 | tiny plastic goth giant | 19 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #486 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 14 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #807 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #995 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #393 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 18 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic scary clown | 21 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 17 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #394 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 17 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #378 | tiny plastic taco cat | 18 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #532 | tiny plastic warwelf | 13 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #190 | unstable DNA | 269 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #1150 | useless powder | 26 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |