| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #355 | Instant Karma | 20 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #35 | Morbidda trading card | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #44 | Thorny Toad trading card | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1311 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #160 | drum machine | 48 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #451 | easter egg balloon | 50 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #191 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 75 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #703 | fudgecule | 531 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #767 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2051 | killing feather | 18 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | orange candy heart | 5 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #2626 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #523 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #500 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #2547 | sawblade fragment | 3 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #865 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #715 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 63 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #682 | stuffed angry cow | 66 |
| #804 | stuffed astral badger | 60 |
| #598 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 77 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #619 | stuffed cocoabo | 70 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #643 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 71 |
| #749 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 64 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #769 | stuffed hand turkey | 62 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #513 | stuffed mind flayer | 84 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #673 | stuffed scary death orb | 70 |
| #674 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 69 |
| #753 | stuffed snowy owl | 61 |
| #483 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 89 |
| #299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 26 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #693 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 66 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1803 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 80 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2742 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #484 | valuable trinket | 165 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1036 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |