| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #401 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #76 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 10 |
| #108 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 2 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #171 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 2 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #325 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 12 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #146 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 8 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #265 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #89 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 5 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #3980 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #165 | deadly lampshade | 6 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #608 | hobo nickel | 297 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #111 | jar of swamp gas | 823 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #330 | monomolecular yo-yo | 219 |
| #88 | mylar scout drone | 51 |
| #140 | nanite-infested candy cane | 109 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #56 | roboduck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #786 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #253 | rusty bonesaw | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #1973 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1780 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2171 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1901 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #2029 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1682 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #220 | stuffed gray blob | 207 |
| #2113 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1861 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1964 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1615 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #799 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #543 | toy hoverpad | 23 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |