| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #594 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #29 | Bonerdagon necklace | 158 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #328 | Boss Bat britches | 42 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #6 | Clara's bell | 170 |
| #431 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #68 | Crown of the Goblin King | 212 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #52 | Drowsy Sword | 230 |
| #6 | El Vibrato restraints | 183 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #20 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 111 |
| #21 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 108 |
| #32 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 128 |
| #205 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #661 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #78 | Instant Karma | 142 |
| #5 | Knob jelly donut | 473 |
| #62 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 232 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #37 | Mysterious Black Box | 83 |
| #38 | Mysterious Blue Box | 87 |
| #38 | Mysterious Green Box | 92 |
| #37 | Mysterious Red Box | 79 |
| #20 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 7 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 12 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 18 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 44 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #95 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #67 | badass belt | 276 |
| #7 | barrel-aged martini | 1,197 |
| #175 | batskin belt | 6 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #7 | bottle of Amontillado | 1,210 |
| #88 | bottle of goofballs | 215 |
| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #213 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #582 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #413 | facsimile dictionary | 26 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #25 | genie's bracers | 13 |
| #16 | genie's pants | 20 |
| #27 | genie's scimitar | 11 |
| #26 | genie's turbane | 12 |
| #22 | ghost of a necklace | 235 |
| #52 | giant discarded plastic fork | 120 |
| #37 | gold wedding ring | 230 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #67 | grue egg | 224 |
| #122 | grue egg omelette | 29 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #86 | handful of confetti | 255 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #79 | lavender candygram | 9 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #24 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #11 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 4 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #22 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 3 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #382 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #28 | psychic's amulet | 137 |
| #30 | psychic's circlet | 115 |
| #33 | psychic's crystal ball | 105 |
| #32 | psychic's pslacks | 114 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #638 | radium-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #17 | red armband | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 42 |
| #96 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 46 |
| #96 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 44 |
| #244 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 23 |
| #25 | rusty chain necklace | 82 |
| #55 | sawblade shield | 64 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #252 | spade necklace | 22 |
| #83 | spectre scepter | 231 |
| #28 | stainless steel scarf | 42 |
| #15 | stainless steel shillelagh | 37 |
| #260 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #199 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #134 | stainless steel suspenders | 20 |
| #94 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 273 |
| #117 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 216 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #113 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 218 |
| #88 | stuffed Meat | 315 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #132 | stuffed angry cow | 222 |
| #129 | stuffed astral badger | 220 |
| #116 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 247 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #116 | stuffed cocoabo | 243 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #127 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 220 |
| #124 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 227 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #124 | stuffed hand turkey | 221 |
| #39 | stuffed key | 576 |
| #120 | stuffed mind flayer | 234 |
| #86 | stuffed mink | 309 |
| #105 | stuffed monocle | 271 |
| #139 | stuffed scary death orb | 216 |
| #117 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 236 |
| #134 | stuffed snowy owl | 209 |
| #128 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 233 |
| #185 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 41 |
| #122 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 214 |
| #97 | stuffed teddy butler | 280 |
| #98 | stuffed tin of caviar | 286 |
| #45 | stuffed treasure chest | 547 |
| #126 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 231 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #134 | wand of pigification | 5 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #582 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #27 | wrench bracelet | 89 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |