| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #731 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #336 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #637 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1642 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | burnt flower | 10,906 |
| #1217 | candy cane | 27 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1136 | disco ball | 10 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #477 | eggnog | 37 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #1351 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #886 | fruitcake | 23 |
| #800 | gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #101 | hamethyst necklace | 6 |
| #115 | helmet turtle | 1,044 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #254 | iGoogly | 102 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #148 | nanofiber cloth | 43 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #519 | pail | 21 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #135 | pill cup | 10 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #20 | pretty flower | 40,506 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #872 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1118 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #2135 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1479 | sawblade fragment | 38 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #841 | shiny ring | 28 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #124 | synthetic stuffing | 118 |
| #215 | theoretical string | 105 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #189 | toy hoverpad | 122 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |