Museum :: Bacon Stoned

Bacon Stoned

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#75	Bag o' Tricks	1
#31	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#12	Buddy Bjorn	2
#6	Crimboween memo	1,000
#52	Crown of Thrones	1
#77	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#76	Deactivated O. A. F.	10
#150	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#563	Ent cider	10
#11	Feynman gate	1,000
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#87	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#49	Libram of Resolutions	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#715	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#68	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#52	Rock Garden Guide	1
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#22	Snow Suit	1
#69	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#16	Spacegate access badge	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#533	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#118	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#50	a cute angel	1
#31	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	100
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#27	aspirin	20
#737	astronaut pants	10
#36	atomic vector plotter	100
#82	baby chest mimic	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#626	ball	10
#89	banana	100
#15	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	100
#79	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#37	bi-lateral logic compressor	100
#621	blood flower	10
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#98	book of facts	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#31	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#28	bow	10
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#28	box o' ghosts	1
#76	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#82	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#48	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	1
#76	boxed august scepter	1
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#963	brine	10
#398	bunch of bananas	10
#802	can of Binarrrca	10
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#52	can of fake snow	5
#2205	candy cane	10
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#53	candy stake	100
#15	capacitor relay	1,000
#20	carbon nanotube frame	1,000
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#72	closed-circuit phone system	1
#56	colored-light "necklace"	5
#44	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#36	computronic processing unit	100
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#80	cursed monkey glove	1
#38	deed to Oliver's Place	2
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#495	doll house	10
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#239	duck-on-a-string	10
#179	eggnog	100
#23	emotion chip	1
#248	empty blowgun	10
#47	evil googly eye	100
#155	evil teddy bear	100
#83	fairy-worn boots	1
#195	fake plastic grass	10
#10	fancy but probably evil chocolate	200
#283	fancy chocolate	10
#151	fancy dress ball	100
#54	felt	100
#59	fire	100
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#223	fruitcake	100
#1554	gingerbread bugbear	10
#54	gingerbread horror	100
#68	glowing frisbee	1
#127	googly eye	100
#35	grey gosling	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#27	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	100
#39	hyperbolic plasma focuser	100
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#77	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#18	incredibly creepy marionette	100
#22	ion grid	1,000
#38	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	100
#90	jar of swamp gas	1,000
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#21	killer rag doll	100
#52	kite	100
#104	length of string	100
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#4	loaded serum blowgun	1,000
#16	logic synthesizer	1,000
#96	lovecat tail	10
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#30	mad scientist's sock monkey	100
#167	marionette	10
🥈	meat vortex	300,000
#57	mini kiwi egg	1
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#40	moveable feast	1
#46	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#7	origami pasties	1
#126	oriole-feather headdress	10
#35	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#68	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#54	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#68	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
#38	packaged backup camera	1
#51	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
#25	packaged familiar scrapbook	1
#25	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	1
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#56	packaged model train set	1
#85	panicked kernel	1
#778	pet rock	10
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#197	plastic passion fruit	10
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#54	possessed top	100
#25	power seed	1
#23	prehistoric spear	100
#40	quantum polarity inducer	100
#59	questionable taco	10
#231	rag doll	10
#94	razor-tipped yo-yo	100
#38	recursive spline reticulator	100
#42	reverse-oscillating klystron	100
#45	[2108]rock	100
#45	servomechanical torsion facilitator	100
#46	severed rocking horse head	10
#26	shortest-order cook	1
#64	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#64	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
#20	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	100
#77	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
#53	sleeping snowy owl	100
#287	sock monkey	10
#35	spooky eggnog	100
#90	spooky felt	100
#116	spooky length of string	100
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#68	spooky stuffing	100
#41	spooky toy wheel	100
#66	spooky wooden block	100
#64	squamous polyp	1
#30	stick	100
#22	stick-on-a-string	100
#4	stinky cheese diaper	1
#86	stringy sinew	100
#64	stuffed alien blob	100
#146	stuffed doppelshifter	100
#79	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#81	stuffing	100
#46	sub-molecular interocitor	100
#20	suspicious package	1
#59	suspicious stocking	1
#621	teddy bear	10
#42	time helmet	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#972	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	10
#301	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	10
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#80	tiny plastic Scream Queen	10
#297	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	10
#102	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	10
#93	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	10
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#60	tiny plastic sword	2
#16	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	100
#39	tooth	100
#88	toothsome rock	100
#464	top	10
#254	tortoise's blessing	10
#84	toy crazy train	100
#726	toy jet pack	10
#56	toy mercenary	100
#814	toy ray gun	10
#185	toy soldier	10
#761	toy space helmet	10
#207	toy train	10
#64	toy wheel	100
#51	tree skirt	5
#366	tree-eating kite	100
#73	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#34	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#35	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#40	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#43	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#54	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#125	vampire duck-on-a-string	100
#24	wax lips	1
#16	wheel	100
#32	wooden block	100
#88	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#75	yo	100
#306	yo-yo	100
#474	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 314,761 items total!

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