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| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #639 | blackberry | 5 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #244 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
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| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #257 | herb brownies | 119 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #759 | pretty flower | 57 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #1283 | roll of toilet paper | 24 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |