| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #447 | BURT | 33 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #59 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #80 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 2 |
| #93 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 8 |
| #82 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 15 |
| #102 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 11 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #63 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 8 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1018 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #653 | Microplushie: Bropane | 8 |
| #401 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12 |
| #478 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 19 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #549 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 7 |
| #524 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 18 |
| #461 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 12 |
| #510 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 19 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #176 | actual reality goggles | 5 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #120 | arrowgram | 23 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #175 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #118 | burnt snowpants | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #191 | fistful of ashes | 22 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
| #50 | genie's scimitar | 4 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #110 | giant candy cane | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #53 | innuendo | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #160 | loadstone | 5 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #675 | old sweatpants | 90 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #123 | psychic's circlet | 2 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #119 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 3 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #362 | roll of toilet paper | 253 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #358 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spectre scepter | 77 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2001 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #1036 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #2620 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2783 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #73 | sugar shotgun | 2 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2852 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #189 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 17 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #513 | useless powder | 218 |
| #139 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 65 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |