katneedscrack

RankItemQuantity
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1118Angry Farmer candy27
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#446Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1482Colander of Em-er'il2
#1852Corpse Island iced tea1
#1485Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#501Crimbo pie3
#2459Crown of the Goblin King6
#827Daffy Taffy32
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#445Diet Cloaca Cola1
#313Divine1
#356Elfin shortbread2
#348Genalen™ Bottle3
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1050Go-Wassail1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#613Hell ramen1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1197Jack-in-the-box1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#239Knob nuts1
#217Knob pasty2
#88Knob sausage stir-fry2
#89Knob shroomkabob2
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#85Knoll lo mein2
#195Knoll mushroom73
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#8Knoll stir-fry101
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#363Lucky Surprise Egg11
#1554Mad Train wine3
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#416McMillicancuddy's Special Lager3
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#819Microplushie: Hobomosome2
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#953Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#394Misty Cloak1
#348Mon Tiki1
#80Mountain Stream Code Black Alert1
#880Mr. Mediocrebar55
#288Neuromancer1
#529Newbiesport™ tent1
#103Ogres and Oubliettes™ module1
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#79Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit6
#767Red Rover BB gun1
#1049Rock Pops43
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#471Sinful Desires1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#978Spam Witch sammich3
#645Steal This Candy1
#669Sugar Cog1
#737Supernova Champagne1
#1377Tasty Fun Good rice candy9
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#209The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#755Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette5
#574Tiki lighter1
#1217Trollhouse cookies2
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#1632Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#196Ye Olde Meade1
#2501Yummy Tummy bean10
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#476a little sump'm sump'm3
#1230abominable snowcone2
#715adder bladder2
#567all-purpose cleaner3
#2225ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#459ant agonist3
#135artisanal limoncello5
#1619astronaut pants2
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1328baby killer bee3
#265backwoods screwdriver1
#1480baconstone4
#952bag of Cheat-Os1
#898baggie of powdered sugar7
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#665balloon monkey2
#630ballroom blintz1
#1147banana1
#2130barrrnacle1
#216bat wing kabob1
#1001bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#239beer-scented teddy bear2
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#802bilge wine1
#589black & tan1
#565black forest cake2
#552black forest ham1
#577black pepper1
#634black pudding1
#640blackberry5
#159blended frozen swill1
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#873bloody beer2
#621bloody mary1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#74blundarrrbus7
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#319bottle of Calcutta Emerald2
#307bottle of Definit2
#339bottle of Domesticated Turkey2
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#563bottle of alcohol2
#407bottle of cooking sherry2
#83bottle of fruity "wine"1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1438bottle of rum2
#344bottle of sake1
#662bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1132bottle of tequila3
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1273bottle of whiskey3
#816bowl of cottage cheese7
#299boxed champagne2
#1103boxed wine3
#380brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#54brass stinger8
#443brown sugar cane5
#546bunch of bananas5
#475bunch of square grapes3
#852burst hellseal brain1
#347cactus fruit4
#117caipifruta1
#554can of Swiller1
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#860candied yams10
#1095candy stake6
#587canopic jar1
#634carbonated water lily1
#454carob chunk cookies3
#625carob chunks2
#169catsup1
#568centipede eggs2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#560cherry2
#77chlorine crystal1
#148chocolate spurs5
#689chorizo brownies1
#653chorizo taco2
#2110chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#290cocktail onion1
#1054cocoa egg2
#1148cocoa eggshell fragment2
#248cold hi mein1
#254comfy pillow1
#883commemorative war stein1
#593computronic processing unit4
#541cool mushroom3
#850cornuthaum1
#1466corpsetini2
#880cranberries7
#174cranberry margarita (brackish)2
#394cream stout4
#371creamsicle5
#200creepy ginger ale1
#87crude crudités1
#457cruelty-free wine2
#362crumbling rat skull1
#403curmudgel1
#139day-old beer1
#515dehydrated caviar4
#469delicious noodles1
#134delicious swamp muck1
#551desiccated apricot4
#517ducha de oro1
#781dusty bottle of Marsala5
#725dusty bottle of Merlot8
#817dusty bottle of Muscat4
#596dusty bottle of Pinot Noir13
#630dusty bottle of Port12
#684dusty bottle of Zinfandel8
#3663easter egg balloon3
#208enchanted bean burrito1
#563ennui-flavored potato chips44
#836evil googly eye4
#670evil teddy bear19
#94false eyelashes6
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#2035fancy dress ball2
#323fettucini Inconnu1
#780figurine of a charred seal1
#527filthy poultice1
#133fine aged cheddarwurst1
#880fine wine1
#604flaming mushroom3
#1610flashing novelty button1
#81flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#67flask of porquoise juice1
#664flute of flat champagne3
#90fountain 'soda'2
#173frat brats5
#450fricasseed brains1
#645frozen mushroom2
#134fruity girl swill1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#605fuzzbump1
#4739fuzzy dice1
#781ghuol egg9
#626ghuol guolash7
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#160giant heirloom grape tomato2
#181giant jar of protein powder1
#243giant marshmallow1
#189giant turkey leg1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#231gin-soaked blotter paper2
#3042gingerbread horror2
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#274gingerbread robot4
#522glass of goat's milk10
#273glittery mascara1
#127glowing fungus3
#70gnat lasagna2
#220gnocchetti di Nietzsche2
#682goat cheese5
#700goat cheese pizza3
#785gr8ps1
#829grapes1
#1028green clay bead1
#1006green glowstick1
#3473grue egg4
#587grue egg omelette2
#415guy made of bee pollen6
#80hair oil1
#1152hamethyst6
#298handful of walnuts6
#2508heart necklace2
#1397heart of the volcano2
#416herb brownies48
#1514herbal stuffing4
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#968hill of beans1
#434horizontal tango1
#478hot date5
#1049hot wing8
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#311hypodermic needle5
#1764ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1432ice-cold Willer3
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#1092ice-cold six-pack1
#59iced plum wine1
#78incredible pizza4
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#356ion-pulse modulation stabilizer10
#978irradiated candy cane5
#1054jabañero-flavored chewing gum2
#66jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#43jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#46jar of psychoses (The Old Man)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#1019jar of swamp gas7
#82jug of baconstone juice1
#66jug of hamethyst juice1
#79jug of porquoise juice1
#359jumbo olive4
#376kiwi1
#257knob ka-bobs3
#146knob mushroom wine1
#237kumquat3
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#311lead necklace31
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#513lemon60
#362lemon meringue pie1
#624lihc eye pie1
#254lime50
#1211lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#63loaf of soda bread1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#481long pork1
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#1454loose teeth1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#564magical mystery juice3
#684magicalness-in-a-can1
#264magnifying glass2
#310mandarina colada1
#211many-eyed glasses8
#480margarita1
#921marshmallow1
#537martini2
#186mauve paisley oyster egg14
#89meatcar model6
#629megatofu1
#396melted Jell-o shot2
#699mind flayer corpse4
#59mini-martini22
#246mixed wildflower greens2
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#114moonberry wine cooler10
#136moonglasses5
#963moxie weed1
#202mushroom pizza7
#99mysterious chemical residue1
#74nugget of sodium1
#863nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#135nutty organic salad2
#530ocean motion1
#547olive9
#2042oozenog2
#214open sauce1
#777orange3
#650orange and black Crimboween candy3
#1140orange glowstick1
#157overcookie3
#146overpriced "imported" beer1
#1890oyster basket1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#242packet of beer nuts1
#91palm-frond toupee7
#927papaya2
#106parisian cathouse1
#807party hat1
#664peanut brittle shield1
#83perfect old-fashioned1
#383perpendicular hula2
#94pestopiary2
#920pet rock8
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#147petit 4.15
#82ph balancer1
#290philosopher's scone1
#2033phish stick1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#388pie man was not meant to eat1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1096pile of candy1
#1003pink clay bead1
#158pink glowstick12
#97pink slime2
#136plain old beer1
#428plain pizza1
#169plum6
#350pointy mushroom6
#1313porquoise4
#869portable corkscrew7
#564prosthetic forehead2
#337prussian cathouse1
#268pumpkin beer1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#120rabbit punch1
#220raspberry4
#457rat appendix kabob1
#327ratini1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#69raw potato1
#1796razor-tipped yo-yo2
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#411redrum2
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#905roasted marshmallow14
#495roll in the hay1
#86root beer2
#668royal jelly4
#2150rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#2800rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2770rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2738rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#647rum and cola1
#86salacious crumbs2
#175salt plum1
#855salty dog1
#349sausage pizza2
#428savoy truffle3
#589screwdriver1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#228shock collar4
#594shot of grapefruit schnapps2
#585shot of orange schnapps2
#234shot of rotgut3
#608shot of tomato schnapps2
#763shredded hellseal hide1
#100single swig of vodka1
#221skewer-mounted razor blade6
#184skewered cat appendix1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#547slap and tickle1
#232sleazy hi mein1
#429slip 'n' slide1
#791snifter of thoroughly aged brandy3
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#2331solid gold bowling ball2
#2497spade necklace2
#339spaghetti cult mask1
#226spiced rum3
#178sponge cake3
#805spooky eggnog7
#1856spooky felt1
#247spooky hi mein1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#659spooky length of string15
#680spooky mushroom62
#230spooky shroomkabob1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#1333spooky stuffing2
#862spooky wooden block7
#434stale baguette2
#854stalk of asparagus1
#281star starfish1
#126stepmom's booze1
#530stick of "gum"3
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#467stinky mushroom4
#140stolen sushi21
#408strawberry32
#699strawberry daiquiri1
#257strawberry pie2
#466strawberry wine1
#218string of blue beads46
#249string of green beads42
#164string of red beads56
#3148stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#4854stuffed Cheshire bitten7
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#3120stuffed Meat1
#2343stuffed alien blob2
#3765stuffed angry cow11
#7018stuffed astral badger3
#5773stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#4489stuffed cocoabo8
#1877stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#3827stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#6334stuffed hand turkey4
#4579stuffed mind flayer8
#3078stuffed mink1
#3118stuffed monocle1
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#193stuffed red and green pepper (stale)2
#3808stuffed scary death orb11
#4804stuffed shoulder parrot1
#5354stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#3459stuffed snowy owl12
#3817stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#4255stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#3141stuffed teddy butler1
#3114stuffed tin of caviar1
#2710stuffed treasure chest1
#4903stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#179stuffed walrus1
#316stuffed yo-yo2
#2643stuffing1
#315stunt nuts6
#649sub-molecular interocitor3
#96succulent marrow2
#224sucky decal8
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#130super ka-bob1
#198super salad1
#116swamp lolly1
#676t8r tots3
#831taco shell1
#77targeting chip9
#391tasty tart3
#71teddy bear sewing kit6
#1964teddy borg1
#96teqiwila1
#261teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#283that gum you like1
#298thermos full of Knob coffee2
#416thistle wine3
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#96tiny Mountie hat6
#85tiny balloon knife7
#97tiny knife and fork6
#89tiny maracas8
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#175tiny plastic GORM-81
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#2058tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1359tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1130tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6160tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#4020tiny plastic star starfish4
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#491tiny shaker of salt5
#2324toast49
#411tofu casserole2
#93tofu wonton2
#1403tofurkey gravy5
#1610tofurkey leg4
#416tomato77
#641tomato daiquiri1
#2528toothsome rock1
#1582towel2
#730toy crazy train11
#2209toy jet pack1
#1116toy mercenary4
#2475toy ray gun1
#1439toy space helmet3
#952tree-eating kite25
#181tropical orchid15
#125tropical swill1
#679uncooked chorizo1
#693unidentified jerky1
#1514useless powder8
#2166valuable trinket3
#168vampire chowder1
#1146vampire duck-on-a-string6
#1823vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#67vial of baconstone juice1
#67vial of hamethyst juice1
#62vial of porquoise juice1
#603vinegar-soaked lemon slice2
#639vodka and cranberry1
#467vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#696wad of tofu1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#792white Canadian1
#938white candy heart3
#872white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#501white chocolate chip cookies4
#441white chocolate chips17
#1032white class ring1
#416white rice1
#440wine-soaked bone chips1
#560wintergreen-flavored potato chips44
#1378yellow candy heart1
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 2,582 items total!

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