#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#154 | Coinspiracy | 4 |
#132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
#179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
#534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
#383 | Goodfella contract | 74 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
#566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
#39 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 184 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
#179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#2404 | Valentine | 1 |
#611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
#2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#6 | antique Canadian lantern | 37 |
#165 | antique beer | 1 |
#52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
#46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
#46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
#36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
#32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
#143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
#47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
#45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
#22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
#44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
#325 | asbestos apron | 2 |
#168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
#163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
#851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
#353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
#62 | balanced antler | 2 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
#115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
#23 | beaver punch (cherry) | 9 |
#26 | beaver punch (papaya) | 9 |
#23 | beaver punch (peach) | 9 |
#48 | beavermouth | 261 |
#421 | beer bomb | 38 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
#2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
#5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
#168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1626 | buckyball | 1 |
#336 | burst hellseal brain | 15 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#3616 | candy cane | 3 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
#163 | chrome stick | 1 |
#167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
#281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
#20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
#1355 | eggnog | 8 |
#1397 | elven socks | 1 |
#654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
#1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#852 | fire | 5 |
#49 | flan del mar | 9 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
#539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
#2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#418 | gas balloon | 9 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
#38 | glob of salty molasses | 194 |
#693 | golden ring | 40 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
#28 | green and red bean | 506 |
#56 | grilled mooseflank | 51 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
#148 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 20 |
#2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
#24 | intact anemone spike | 462 |
#2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
#785 | killing feather | 49 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
#1751 | length of string | 1 |
#117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
#125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
#36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
#975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
#372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
#601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
#89 | moist Crimbo spices | 87 |
#40 | mooseflank | 239 |
#56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
#5 | muskox-skin cap | 37 |
#1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#51 | oldcake | 5 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
#886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
#319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
#1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
#42 | peppermint eel sauce | 426 |
#1682 | pet rock | 3 |
#2030 | phish stick | 1 |
#681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
#33 | plastic bazooka | 3 |
#1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
#20 | portable dam | 5 |
#304 | possessed top | 18 |
#1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
#154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
#51 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#254 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 36 |
#442 | robotronic egg | 59 |
#606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
#188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
#90 | runny icing | 58 |
#366 | sake bomb | 34 |
#26 | salt plum | 502 |
#85 | salty gumdrop | 30 |
#743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
#606 | sawblade fragment | 63 |
#289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
#325 | shredded hellseal hide | 13 |
#202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
#125 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 28 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
#2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
#560 | spooky felt | 16 |
#137 | spray paint | 53 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
#533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
#849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#201 | stuffed alien blob | 28 |
#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
#1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
#95 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 20 |
#79 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
#157 | thick walrus blubber | 4 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#172 | tiny bomb | 3 |
#3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#314 | tooth | 12 |
#1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
#264 | torn hellseal sinew | 19 |
#1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
#275 | toy jet pack | 29 |
#582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
#406 | toy ray gun | 24 |
#389 | toy space helmet | 23 |
#239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
#586 | tree-eating kite | 55 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#442 | tube sock | 1 |
#1039 | unstable DNA | 37 |
#833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
#1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
#617 | water pipe bomb | 23 |
#79 | waterlogged cloth | 15 |
#65 | waterlogged leather | 20 |
#84 | waterlogged metal | 13 |
#69 | waterlogged stuffing | 19 |
#135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
#525 | wheel | 7 |
#602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#1220 | wooden block | 1 |
#53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
#357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
#577 | yo | 16 |