| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #153 | Coinspiracy | 4 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #383 | Goodfella contract | 74 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
| #39 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 184 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6 | antique Canadian lantern | 37 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #326 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #23 | beaver punch (cherry) | 9 |
| #27 | beaver punch (papaya) | 9 |
| #23 | beaver punch (peach) | 9 |
| #48 | beavermouth | 261 |
| #422 | beer bomb | 38 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #336 | burst hellseal brain | 15 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #49 | flan del mar | 9 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #418 | gas balloon | 9 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #38 | glob of salty molasses | 194 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #28 | green and red bean | 506 |
| #56 | grilled mooseflank | 51 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #148 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 20 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #24 | intact anemone spike | 462 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #785 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #89 | moist Crimbo spices | 87 |
| #40 | mooseflank | 239 |
| #56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
| #5 | muskox-skin cap | 37 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #42 | peppermint eel sauce | 426 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #33 | plastic bazooka | 3 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #20 | portable dam | 5 |
| #305 | possessed top | 18 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #51 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #255 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 36 |
| #442 | robotronic egg | 59 |
| #606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #90 | runny icing | 58 |
| #366 | sake bomb | 34 |
| #26 | salt plum | 502 |
| #85 | salty gumdrop | 30 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #606 | sawblade fragment | 63 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #325 | shredded hellseal hide | 13 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #125 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 28 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #560 | spooky felt | 16 |
| #137 | spray paint | 53 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #850 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #201 | stuffed alien blob | 28 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #95 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 20 |
| #79 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
| #157 | thick walrus blubber | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #172 | tiny bomb | 3 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #264 | torn hellseal sinew | 19 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #275 | toy jet pack | 29 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #406 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #389 | toy space helmet | 23 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #587 | tree-eating kite | 55 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1039 | unstable DNA | 37 |
| #833 | unstable laser battery | 50 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #618 | water pipe bomb | 23 |
| #79 | waterlogged cloth | 15 |
| #65 | waterlogged leather | 20 |
| #84 | waterlogged metal | 13 |
| #69 | waterlogged stuffing | 19 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |