ScottishDM

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#255A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#71Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#313Divine1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1688Feynman gate1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#726Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1867Imp Ale1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#997Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#348Mon Tiki1
#287Neuromancer1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#794Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#945Summer Nights1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#574Tiki lighter1
#937Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#888antique greaves1
#898antique helmet1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#931antique record album1
#906antique shield1
#587antique souvenir drawing1
#948antique spear1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#106automatic catapult1
#430balaclava1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#110barskin cloak1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#49beach ball marble1
#643bed of coals1
#788beertini1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#210big stick1
#28black catseye marble1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#624broken sword1
#247brown crock marble1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#155bumblebee marble1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#545can of fake snow1
#592can of maces1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#77carob cannon1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#2110chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#28clockwork bartender head1
#20clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#29clockwork chef head1
#27clockwork chef-head-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#72clockwork claws1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#57clockwork handle1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#134clockwork maid1
#27clockwork maid head1
#101clockwork pants1
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#54clockwork rings1
#40clockwork rod1
#53clockwork shank1
#93clockwork sheet1
#159clockwork sphere1
#65clockwork spine1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#86clockwork widget1
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#297cold powder1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#716comfy coffin1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#748cool mushroom1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#864cool whip1
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#375denim axe1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1849disco ball1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2833eggnog1
#255especially salty dog1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1087eyepatch1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#602filthy pestle1
#880fine wine1
#1765fire1
#498flamin' bindle1
#955flaming crutch1
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#619flange1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#460freezin' bindle1
#562frigid air mattress1
#827frozen mushroom1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#428furry pants1
#604fuzzbump1
#642ga-ga radio1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1255giant needle1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#216gleaming oyster egg1
#225glistening oyster egg1
#1496gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
#278green peawee marble1
#549grog1
#88hairy staff1
#375halfberd1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#161hippo whip1
#1286hobo nickel1
#433horizontal tango1
#62hot cross bow1
#383hot nuggets1
#460hot wad1
#606huge spoon1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#312jack flapper1
#123jet bennie marble1
#1289killer rag doll1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#206lead yo-yo1
#174lemonade marble1
#1025line1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#377los chinos1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#230lumbering jack1
#425lupine sword1
#199lustrous oyster egg1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#213magnificent oyster egg1
#247makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#132meatspout staff1
#119mimosette1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#502monkey wrench1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#529ocean motion1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1890oyster basket1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#1565pasta spoon1
#242pearlescent oyster egg1
#192penguin whip1
#472perpendicular hula1
#2716pet rock1
#595pink pony1
#592pitchfork1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#702pointy mushroom1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1184pool cue1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2221possessed top1
#1615prehistoric spear1
#77projectile icemaker1
#337prussian cathouse1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#120rabbit punch1
#557ram stick1
#123ram-battering staff1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#217red China marble1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1431[2108]rock1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#3639rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#647rum and cola1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#761sabre teeth2
#96sack of doorknobs1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#1709saucepan1
#212scintillating oyster egg1
#589screwdriver1
#1672seal-clubbing club1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#90shuddersword1
#1414skeleton bone1
#546slap and tickle1
#337sleaze nuggets1
#319sleaze powder1
#511sleazy bindle1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
#428slip 'n' slide1
#57smoldering staff1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#803snowboarder pants1
#374spiced rum1
#822spiked femur1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#554spooky bindle1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1893spooky length of string1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#392spooky nuggets1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#682spork1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#63squamous polyp1
#672stained mattress1
#1000star1
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#919star chart1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#133star spatula1
#309star staff1
#281star starfish1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#193star throwing star1
#61steely marble1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#821stinky mushroom1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1826stolen accordion1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#1931stringy sinew1
#3146stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3118stuffed Meat1
#3168stuffed alien blob1
#8862stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8949stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8924stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2980stuffed gray blob1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#2686stuffed key1
#1967stuffed martini1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#3075stuffed mink1
#3115stuffed monocle1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#4804stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8962stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8879stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3139stuffed teddy butler1
#3112stuffed tin of caviar1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#554stuffed yo-yo1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#175suede shortsword1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#225tangarita1
#322tasket1
#96teqiwila1
#261teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8194tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8215tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8178tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8099tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3913tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3911tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8191tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8130tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8202tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8116tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4347tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8141tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3863tiny plastic taco cat1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#265tisket1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1866tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2528toothsome rock1
#1842towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#478tree skirt1
#3146tree-eating kite1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#539twinkly nuggets1
#516twinkly powder1
#1076twinkly wad1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#1546unusual disco ball1
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#1906useless powder1
#2526vampire duck-on-a-string1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#896vorpal blade1
#631warm mushroom1
#1538wheel1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#1105white lightning1
#854white sword1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#118yak whip1
#337yellow brick road1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2204yo1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 643 items total!

what items are this player missing?