| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbuck | 7,215 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #716 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #836 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #70 | bowling ball | 26 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #165 | dense meat stack | 6,978 |
| #936 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #255 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #850 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1102 | grue egg | 24 |
| #143 | grue egg omelette | 24 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #1250 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1077 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #570 | obsidian dagger | 32 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #919 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #858 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #973 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #12 | superamplified boom box | 895 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #347 | worthless knick-knack | 18 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |