| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbuck | 7,215 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #577 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #1583 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #69 | bowling ball | 26 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #170 | dense meat stack | 6,978 |
| #926 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #851 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1100 | grue egg | 24 |
| #143 | grue egg omelette | 24 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #1251 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1067 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #571 | obsidian dagger | 32 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #491 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #920 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #967 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #12 | superamplified boom box | 895 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #343 | worthless knick-knack | 18 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |