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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |