| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |