| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |