| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #90 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #481 | Schrödinger's thermos | 25 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #235 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 7 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #500 | astronaut pants | 16 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #37 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 44 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1222 | brine | 3 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #352 | candy stake | 16 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #252 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 42 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | corn holder | 17,406 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1090 | dill | 16 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #54 | evil teddy bear | 267 |
| #325 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #78 | fancy dress ball | 180 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #1064 | ghost cucumber | 26 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #32 | incredibly creepy marionette | 62 |
| #722 | jar of swamp gas | 21 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #330 | monomolecular yo-yo | 219 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #48 | munchies pill | 25 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #280 | pet rock | 27 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #664 | porquoise | 11 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #124 | prehistoric spear | 26 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #582 | solid gold bowling ball | 30 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #185 | teddy borg | 57 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #513 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 14 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 13 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #257 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 15 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 28 |
| #406 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 23 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 20 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 19 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 17 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 13 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 15 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 18 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 16 |
| #461 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 15 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #325 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 14 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #434 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #332 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 20 |
| #358 | tiny plastic angry goat | 44 |
| #866 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #537 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 13 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #495 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #762 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 23 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #328 | tiny plastic beanbat | 20 |
| #858 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #492 | tiny plastic blooper | 14 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #455 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 15 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 29 |
| #464 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 34 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 15 |
| #462 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #252 | tiny plastic demoninja | 24 |
| #526 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #440 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 16 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #423 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 16 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #577 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #725 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #683 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 25 |
| #469 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #645 | tiny plastic grue | 26 |
| #296 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 21 |
| #366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #697 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #583 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #311 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 21 |
| #398 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 38 |
| #454 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 35 |
| #335 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 19 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #617 | tiny plastic mosquito | 27 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #536 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 14 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #678 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #409 | tiny plastic scary clown | 17 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #111 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 9 |
| #500 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #451 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 35 |
| #462 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 15 |
| #530 | tiny plastic stab bat | 31 |
| #382 | tiny plastic star starfish | 40 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 31 |
| #437 | tiny plastic taco cat | 16 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 19 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #472 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #601 | tiny plastic warwelf | 12 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #335 | tiny plastic zmobie | 19 |
| #477 | toothsome rock | 21 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #57 | toy crazy train | 122 |
| #214 | toy deathbot | 5 |
| #223 | toy jet pack | 37 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #89 | toy mercenary | 74 |
| #24 | toy ray gun | 311 |
| #145 | toy space helmet | 66 |
| #64 | tree-eating kite | 466 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #44 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 257 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #691 | vinegar | 53 |
| #319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 19 |
| #125 | wad of cotton | 22 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #75 | waterlogged crate | 3 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |