| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #467 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1362 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1499 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #1515 | Rock Pops | 21 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #436 | Sugar Cog | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #487 | candy brain | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #481 | capacitor relay | 22 |
| #472 | carbon nanotube frame | 24 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #63 | crowbarrr | 43 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #185 | displaced fish | 37 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #302 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 60 |
| #274 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 84 |
| #483 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 22 |
| #243 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 98 |
| #353 | dusty bottle of Port | 52 |
| #384 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 34 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #209 | iGoogly | 129 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #447 | ion grid | 27 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #400 | logic synthesizer | 26 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #195 | nanofiber cloth | 32 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #219 | stolen accordion | 297 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #1457 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 35 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1800 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #1777 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1512 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1670 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1918 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1475 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1388 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #2290 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 33 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #138 | synthetic stuffing | 108 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #202 | theoretical string | 118 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #299 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #231 | toy hoverpad | 97 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #649 | unstable DNA | 80 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #244 | useless powder | 665 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |