| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #469 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #589 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1498 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #1515 | Rock Pops | 21 |
| #802 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #438 | Sugar Cog | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #406 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #559 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #488 | candy brain | 5 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #481 | capacitor relay | 22 |
| #472 | carbon nanotube frame | 24 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #64 | crowbarrr | 43 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #185 | displaced fish | 37 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #304 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 60 |
| #275 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 84 |
| #484 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 22 |
| #244 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 98 |
| #354 | dusty bottle of Port | 52 |
| #385 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 34 |
| #702 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #209 | iGoogly | 129 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #448 | ion grid | 27 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #400 | logic synthesizer | 26 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #195 | nanofiber cloth | 32 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1089 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #765 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #220 | stolen accordion | 297 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2055 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #1461 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 35 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1808 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #1780 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1944 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1516 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1674 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1925 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1480 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #2212 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1392 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2013 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1635 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1565 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 33 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #138 | synthetic stuffing | 108 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #202 | theoretical string | 118 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #300 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #231 | toy hoverpad | 97 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #649 | unstable DNA | 80 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #244 | useless powder | 665 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |