| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #631 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #976 | ghost cucumber | 33 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1494 | killing feather | 32 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1498 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1317 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |