#51 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,145 |
#1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
#1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
#1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
#1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
#1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
#1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
#1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
#2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
#397 | 9-ball | 2 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
#1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
#773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
#617 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
#176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
#149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
#156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
#1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
#929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
#2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
#1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
#858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
#663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1199 | Crimbuck | 400 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#353 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
#23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
#310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
#276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
#127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
#736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
#216 | MSG | 1 |
#182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
#783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
#625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
#417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
#677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
#183 | babycakes | 1 |
#1592 | ball | 2 |
#20 | bar whip | 11 |
#29 | bat whip | 6 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#800 | bilge wine | 1 |
#668 | black forest cake | 1 |
#551 | black forest ham | 1 |
#578 | black pepper | 1 |
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#128 | black sheepskin diploma | 2 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
#125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
#611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
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#428 | bone flute | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#664 | bone rattle | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
#670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#198 | bottle of realpagne | 2 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#249 | brick | 154 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#90 | buckyball | 74 |
#579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
#798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
#2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
🥉 | can of black paint | 980 |
#2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
#2872 | candied yams | 1 |
#855 | candy brain | 1 |
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#272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
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#444 | candy stake | 13 |
#1314 | canteen of wine | 7 |
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#132 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 12 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#73 | clown whip | 2 |
#215 | cocktail napkin | 25 |
#595 | coffin lid | 1 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
#254 | cool whip | 17 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
#35 | demon whip | 7 |
#322 | depantsing bomb | 10 |
#1843 | disco ball | 1 |
#788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
#1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
#439 | divine champagne flute | 6 |
#1011 | doll house | 3 |
#1167 | dollhive | 3 |
#146 | dreadlock whip | 14 |
#763 | drum machine | 1 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#1097 | eggnog | 12 |
#1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
#1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
#1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
#514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
#787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
#1697 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
#724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
#348 | festive sausage | 6 |
#408 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
#741 | fine wine | 2 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#89 | flask of Amontillado | 2 |
#152 | fruit basket | 1 |
#1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#1070 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
#595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
#56 | gnauga hide whip | 3 |
#202 | golden ring | 113 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
#882 | green balloon | 1 |
#841 | green snowcone | 1 |
#595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#617 | gyroscope | 4 |
#654 | hair spray | 1 |
#625 | handful of moss | 1 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#993 | herbs | 1 |
#1079 | herringcello | 18 |
#602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
#31 | hippo whip | 12 |
#303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
#321 | iGoogly | 80 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#668 | inkwell | 1 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
#360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
#1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
#162 | jazz soap | 164 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#182 | killing feather | 104 |
#1114 | kite | 5 |
#1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
#100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#148 | monomolecular yo-yo | 458 |
#645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#361 | mugcake | 5 |
#48 | mylar scout drone | 91 |
#1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
#424 | nanite-infested eggnog | 11 |
#361 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
#353 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
#1617 | oozenog | 3 |
#556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#427 | paperclip | 100 |
#36 | penguin whip | 11 |
#736 | personal massager | 1 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
#1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
#512 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
#525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#810 | portable photocopier | 4 |
#497 | possessed top | 11 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
#647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#150 | queen cookie | 6 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
#21 | rattail whip | 9 |
#1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#747 | robotronic egg | 39 |
#176 | rogue swarmer | 143 |
#937 | roll of toilet paper | 52 |
#190 | sawblade fragment | 109 |
#146 | scorpion whip | 9 |
#359 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
#387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
#279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#1062 | spices | 1 |
#1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
#469 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
#1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
#560 | spooky felt | 16 |
#1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
#1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#225 | strange shiny disc | 23 |
#1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
#2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
#7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
#7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
#2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
#677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
#6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
#7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
#7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
#1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#392 | stuffed doppelshifter | 37 |
#8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
#7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#73 | stuffed gray blob | 473 |
#7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
#2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
#7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
#2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
#2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
#8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
#6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
#2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
#2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
#2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
#8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#2643 | stuffing | 1 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
#1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
#147 | thought balloon | 1 |
#508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
#1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
#902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
#2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#709 | tooth | 5 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#1556 | top | 2 |
#1839 | towel | 1 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#1238 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#227 | unstable laser battery | 86 |
#455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#780 | wheel | 4 |
#220 | whip kit | 1 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#31 | white whip | 5 |
#1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#32 | wriggling tentacle | 3 |
#52 | yak whip | 4 |
#1254 | yo | 5 |
#1055 | yo-yo | 17 |
#605 | yohohoyo | 1 |