| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #389 | Crimbuck | 2,573 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #12 | banjo strings | 1,295 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #30 | beach glass bead | 244 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #134 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #287 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #931 | delicious salad | 20 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #596 | fossilized limb | 8 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #550 | fossilized spike | 5 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #466 | ghostly body paint | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #670 | killing feather | 53 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #246 | loadstone | 2 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #866 | monomolecular yo-yo | 36 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #647 | pack of pogs | 17 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #509 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #988 | stuffed gray blob | 19 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Felonia | 98 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic G Imp | 157 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 151 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 76 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 167 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 198 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 154 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 164 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 166 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 81 |
| #33 | tiny plastic The Man | 98 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 154 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic blooper | 173 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 168 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 157 |
| #39 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 128 |
| #163 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 84 |
| #38 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 170 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic goth giant | 158 |
| #179 | tiny plastic grue | 71 |
| #35 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 152 |
| #113 | tiny plastic hermit | 26 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #200 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 72 |
| #176 | tiny plastic killer bee | 79 |
| #128 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 102 |
| #142 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 93 |
| #22 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 171 |
| #206 | tiny plastic mosquito | 65 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 162 |
| #262 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 14 |
| #169 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 85 |
| #139 | tiny plastic sauceror | 22 |
| #37 | tiny plastic scary clown | 160 |
| #126 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 25 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 164 |
| #36 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 173 |
| #201 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 69 |
| #37 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 169 |
| #199 | tiny plastic stab bat | 70 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic taco cat | 166 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 165 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 21 |
| #22 | tiny plastic warwelf | 179 |
| #43 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 143 |
| #27 | tiny plastic zmobie | 157 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #410 | unstable laser battery | 68 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |