Laftcadio

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#27El Vibrato translator1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#1082astronaut pants5
#132bad penguin egg1
#2460badass belt20
#1008ball5
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#759blue glowstick1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621borg sock monkey2
#1088bottle of goofballs23
#26bottled green pixie2
#6714box of sunshine2
#1131brine5
#447brown plastic baby1
#1272buckyball2
#2397candy stake3
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#23class five ecto-larva2
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#64cursed cutlass1
#593cyborg doll2
#191cyborg stompin' boot8
#58dandy lion cub1
#1369delicious salad6
#1349dill5
#1012doll house3
#1312dollhive2
#905duck-on-a-string2
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#6evil flaming eyeball pendant1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#634fancy chocolate5
#2035fancy dress ball2
#1135fire3
#838flashing novelty button2
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1568ghost cucumber5
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1745gingerbread horror4
#692golden ring40
#1006green glowstick1
#1810grue egg13
#907gyroscope2
#5199handful of confetti1
#214immense cyborg hand11
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#865jar of swamp gas11
#884killer rag doll2
#294killing feather72
#1114kite5
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1751length of string1
#141llama lama cria1
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#294monomolecular yo-yo249
#152monster bait1
#152muculent machete1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#712nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear7
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#3382obsidian dagger1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1140orange glowstick1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#328oversized fish scaler11
#48packet of mayfly bait2
#1683pet rock3
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#414polyalloy shield8
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1713possessed top2
#489potted fern1
#949prehistoric spear3
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#727purple glowstick1
#866rag doll2
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#1729really dense meat stack1
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#336rogue swarmer84
#115sane hatrack1
#296sawblade fragment80
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#594skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#515sleeping snowy owl5
#909sock monkey2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2568spectre scepter5
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#690stainless steel slacks6
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#779stick-on-a-string4
#939strange shiny disc1
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#2643stuffing1
#970tattered paper crown1
#1003teddy bear5
#1592teddy borg2
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1592toothsome rock4
#1557top2
#1868toy crazy train2
#477toy deathbot2
#1072toy jet pack5
#546toy maglev monorail2
#1564toy mercenary2
#1194toy ray gun5
#1190toy soldier1
#1142toy space helmet5
#522toy train4
#1821toy wheel1
#2765tree-eating kite2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#293unstable laser battery72
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#266vibrating cyborg knife14
#1381vinegar5
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#934wheel3
#69wizard action figure1
#1221wooden block1
#740yellow glowstick1
#1584yo3
#1655yo-yo5
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 1,089 items total!

what items are this player missing?