| #249 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 25 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #58 | Vial of jus de larmes | 3 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #528 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #108 | fat bottom quark | 21 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #306 | hideous egg | 11 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #231 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #563 | squirming egg sac | 12 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |