| #249 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 25 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #59 | Vial of jus de larmes | 3 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #473 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #529 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #108 | fat bottom quark | 21 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #306 | hideous egg | 11 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #721 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #216 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #234 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #563 | squirming egg sac | 12 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |