| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #31 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #723 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #126 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #289 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 80 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #141 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 117 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #720 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #213 | boiling seal blood | 7 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #322 | bubblin' crude | 12 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #285 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 255 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #251 | cold seal sweat | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #228 | discocktail | 11 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #200 | eldritch effluvium | 111 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #160 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #281 | foetid seal tear | 7 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #118 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #62 | king cookie | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #101 | ocarina of space | 39 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #130 | papaya | 300 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | phonics down | 255 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #163 | ridiculously huge sword | 99 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #309 | scroll of drastic healing | 255 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #447 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 255 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #187 | spirit gum | 11 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #323 | super-spiky hair gel | 255 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #550 | tiny house | 255 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #159 | titanium assault umbrella | 82 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #43 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #67 | volcanic ash | 100 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |