| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #78 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,490 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 7 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 8 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 5 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 5 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 5 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #614 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 10 |
| #704 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 5 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #622 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 10 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #348 | crystalline cheer | 100 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #346 | diamond-studded cane | 16 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #151 | gamma nog | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #251 | high-energy mining laser | 2 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #251 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #549 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #146 | neutron lollipop | 3 |
| #339 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #493 | penguin skin | 97 |
| #423 | peppermint tailings | 3 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1008 | possessed top | 5 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #785 | pretty flower | 50 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #500 | robotronic egg | 54 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #36 | ruby on canes | 7 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #267 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 2 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #606 | theoretical string | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #582 | titanium assault umbrella | 9 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #512 | toy hoverpad | 25 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #2018 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #210 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 24 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #45 | warbear battery | 47 |
| #34 | warbear bearserker potion | 49 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #43 | warbear liquid overcoat | 51 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #329 | warbear requisition box | 3 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #222 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 6 |
| #199 | warbear trouser fragment | 27 |
| #164 | warbear whosit | 1,204 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |