| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #426 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #713 | Crown of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #34 | Inner Strength | 6 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #305 | black paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #554 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #474 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #36 | chakra sludge | 33 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #376 | crystalline cheer | 53 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #153 | eldritch effluvium | 421 |
| #60 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1137 | evil teddy bear | 9 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #208 | felt | 37 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #192 | length of string | 61 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #155 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #133 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| #108 | marionette | 12 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #38 | mime army camouflage kit | 4 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #90 | negative lump | 1,472 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #270 | rag doll | 9 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #158 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #240 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #29 | spiritual candy cane | 6 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #25 | spiritual fruitcake | 7 |
| #65 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #179 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #866 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #800 | toy mercenary | 8 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #364 | toy train | 6 |
| #381 | toy wheel | 24 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #916 | tree-eating kite | 27 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #949 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 9 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #542 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |