| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #124 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 75 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1342 | Valentine | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #266 | astral mushroom | 45 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #428 | baggie of powdered sugar | 40 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #63 | bartender-in-the-box | 7 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #274 | big rock | 3 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1151 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #92 | clockwork sphere | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #325 | gray bow tie | 21 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1701 | herringcello | 7 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #146 | llama lama gong | 39 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #396 | penguin thesaurus | 18 |
| #957 | phonics down | 9 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1203 | robotronic egg | 19 |
| #1975 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #71 | teddy bear sewing kit | 6 |
| #742 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #14 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1,856 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #117 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 52 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 47 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 27 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 46 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 31 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 28 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Felonia | 23 |
| #117 | tiny plastic G Imp | 50 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 50 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 40 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Hellion | 37 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 47 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 22 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 42 |
| #110 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 54 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 44 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 43 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 45 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 44 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #161 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 38 |
| #135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 46 |
| #158 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 25 |
| #154 | tiny plastic The Man | 23 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 40 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 36 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #136 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 49 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #122 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 49 |
| #142 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 44 |
| #152 | tiny plastic astronomer | 42 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #142 | tiny plastic beanbat | 41 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #103 | tiny plastic blooper | 51 |
| #137 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 46 |
| #141 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 43 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #134 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 27 |
| #122 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 49 |
| #145 | tiny plastic demoninja | 42 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #148 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 41 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #136 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 42 |
| #134 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 45 |
| #103 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 58 |
| #128 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 48 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 47 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #118 | tiny plastic goth giant | 54 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #121 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 49 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #158 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 39 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 58 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 46 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #111 | tiny plastic scary clown | 54 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #159 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 37 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #106 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 58 |
| #132 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 45 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #125 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 49 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic taco cat | 47 |
| #94 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 55 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #120 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 51 |
| #112 | tiny plastic warwelf | 50 |
| #120 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 49 |
| #130 | tiny plastic zmobie | 42 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #598 | toy hoverpad | 20 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #387 | turtle totem | 101 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1388 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #2442 | unstable laser battery | 14 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |