Perchorin

RankItemQuantity
#86A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1322Ancient Saucehelm2
#599Angry Farmer candy107
#27Ax of L'rose1
#68Baron von Ratsworth's money clip7
#1173Baron von Ratsworth's monocle10
#435Baron von Ratsworth's tophat5
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#251Bonerdagon necklace42
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#696Boss Bat britches21
#40Brimstone Beret1
#65Brimstone Bludgeon1
#7Brimstone Boxers4
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#4Brimstone Brooch4
#5Brimstone Bunker6
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#751CRIMBCO mug13
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#1072Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1238Cold Hots candy1
#201Copper Alpha of Sincerity12
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1840Daffy Taffy2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1105El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#349Glass Balls of the Goblin King7
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#894Green Clover of Justice2
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#997Instant Karma2
#671Iron Beta of Industry9
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1529Mr. Mediocrebar20
#692Nickel Gamma of Frugality6
#742Now and Earlier1
#273Orange Star of Sacrifice8
#237Pink Heart of Spirit4
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#11Radio KoL Keychain1
#672Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#1358Rock Pops27
#1319Senior Mints1
#82Serenity trading card2
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#610Tasty Fun Good rice candy69
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#209The Snake trading card1
#1818Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#574Tiki lighter1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1359Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#228Woldo trading card1
#417Yellow Moon of Compassion8
#1522Yummy Tummy bean84
#269Zim Merman's guitar3
#323Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#154Zu Mannkäse Dienen14
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#451aspirin2
#1082astronaut pants5
#112baby killer bee91
#96baconstone68
#745badass belt69
#123baseball70
#141batblade32
#134big bad voodoo mask6
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#348black snowcone10
#217blood flower49
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#387bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#3030box of sunshine28
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#530can of Red Minotaur6
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#115chain-mail monokini1
#107cheap plastic bottle opener47
#998cheap toaster2
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#133dead guy's watch73
#15delicious stinkbug428
#128donkey flipbook6
#11dope wheels171
#395double daisy1
#5140easter egg balloon1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#2298fuzzy dice3
#4goulauncher176
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#119grave robbing shovel20
#86hamethyst74
#184handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#5197handful of confetti1
#9hovering sombrero48
#18hypnodisk1
#108ice-cold fotie708
#691invisible bag1
#4irate sombrero3,523
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#259left half of a heart necklace2
#130line751
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#281longhaired hippy wig2
#144metallic A414
#363natty blue ascot1
#14pail1,454
#461papaya29
#332phish stick3
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#196pile of candy50
#553pink glowstick4
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#76plexiglass pikestaff4
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#31porquoise152
#822portable corkscrew8
#613radio button candy1
#9red traffic cone1
#456rib of the Bonerdagon4
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1274rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#1108rubber WWJD? bracelet7
#1524rubber WWSPD? bracelet5
#1734rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#210ruby W89
#118rusty grave robbing shovel45
#2421sandwich of the gods1
#59saucepan1,506
#53shiny hood ornament34
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
🥉snow pants1
#596solid gold bowling ball29
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#220stainless steel scarf13
#944stainless steel shillelagh5
#556stainless steel skullcap6
#458stainless steel slacks8
#290stainless steel solitaire9
#446stainless steel suspenders9
#81stinky mushroom wine4
#154stone baseball cap9
#327strange shiny disc13
#1728string of blue beads4
#1746string of green beads4
#1377string of red beads7
#427stuffed astral badger97
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#49tamarind-flavored chewing gum214
🥇time sleigh1
#1116toy mercenary4
#1190toy soldier1
#498true grit1
#1291vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#164wreath of laurels4
#189yellow brick road5
#4zen motorcycle58

Wow, that's 11,427 items total!

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