| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #597 | Angry Farmer candy | 107 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 7 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bonerdagon necklace | 42 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #692 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #7 | Brimstone Boxers | 4 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #4 | Brimstone Brooch | 4 |
| #5 | Brimstone Bunker | 6 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1531 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1360 | Rock Pops | 27 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #607 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 69 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #1523 | Yummy Tummy bean | 84 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #155 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #112 | baby killer bee | 91 |
| #95 | baconstone | 68 |
| #743 | badass belt | 69 |
| #122 | baseball | 70 |
| #140 | batblade | 32 |
| #133 | big bad voodoo mask | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #217 | blood flower | 49 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | can of Red Minotaur | 6 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #107 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 47 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #132 | dead guy's watch | 73 |
| #16 | delicious stinkbug | 428 |
| #129 | donkey flipbook | 6 |
| #11 | dope wheels | 171 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4 | goulauncher | 176 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #118 | grave robbing shovel | 20 |
| #85 | hamethyst | 74 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #9 | hovering sombrero | 48 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #108 | ice-cold fotie | 708 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #4 | irate sombrero | 3,523 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #130 | line | 751 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #142 | metallic A | 414 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #14 | pail | 1,454 |
| #460 | papaya | 29 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #196 | pile of candy | 50 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #28 | porquoise | 152 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #210 | ruby W | 89 |
| #118 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 45 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #59 | saucepan | 1,506 |
| #53 | shiny hood ornament | 34 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #594 | solid gold bowling ball | 29 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #80 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #153 | stone baseball cap | 9 |
| #327 | strange shiny disc | 13 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #426 | stuffed astral badger | 97 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #49 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 214 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #4 | zen motorcycle | 58 |