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| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
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| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #335 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
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| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
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| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
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| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
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| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
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| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
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| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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