| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #231 | Goodfella contract | 209 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #84 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1460 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1393 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #269 | Wand of Nagamar | 21 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1030 | duct tape | 20 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1025 | grue egg | 26 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1742 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #706 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #588 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |