| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #232 | Goodfella contract | 209 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #269 | Wand of Nagamar | 21 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #579 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #1458 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #651 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #353 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1019 | grue egg | 26 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #705 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |