| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #130 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 6 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #458 | Crimbuck | 2,210 |
| #639 | Crown of the Goblin King | 39 |
| #1562 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #499 | Goodfella contract | 36 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2157 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #523 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #2058 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1042 | badass belt | 52 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #502 | black-and-blue light | 61 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #507 | blue plasma ball | 55 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1127 | box of sunshine | 199 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #404 | candy brain | 8 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1064 | cranberries | 3 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #280 | evil googly eye | 15 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #212 | foie gras | 9 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1271 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #383 | giant discarded plastic fork | 26 |
| #536 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
| #464 | giant pinky ring | 32 |
| #1138 | gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #719 | grue egg | 37 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #71 | homeopathic healing powder | 4 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #56 | ice stein | 9 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #752 | killing feather | 50 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #651 | logic synthesizer | 14 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1098 | monomolecular yo-yo | 17 |
| #177 | munchies pill | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #385 | party hat | 5 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #947 | pretty flower | 26 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #417 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 21 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #804 | robotronic egg | 36 |
| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #1033 | rogue swarmer | 51 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #187 | serum of sarcasm | 10 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #485 | spooky felt | 19 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #501 | spooky length of string | 21 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #213 | spooky wooden block | 36 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #406 | string of blue beads | 28 |
| #306 | string of green beads | 36 |
| #329 | string of red beads | 33 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #626 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1238 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #371 | yellow candy heart | 100 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |