| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #244 | Amulet of Yendor | 95 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #437 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 14 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #114 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #391 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18 |
| #65 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 4 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #249 | Imp Ale | 830 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #535 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 11 |
| #437 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 15 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #96 | anniversary balloon | 13 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #279 | bag of airline peanuts | 105 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #616 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #246 | black candy heart | 48 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #10 | blood kiwi | 2 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #329 | brick | 115 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #93 | candied nuts | 9 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #474 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #163 | clown hammer | 172 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #231 | cymbal syrup | 48 |
| #193 | defective skull | 120 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #259 | encoder ring | 75 |
| #224 | evil golden arch | 53 |
| #147 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 176 |
| #211 | fake fake vomit | 143 |
| #168 | fake hand | 155 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #248 | flaming crutch | 29 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #47 | ghost thread | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #261 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #148 | hellion cube | 66 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #279 | hot wing | 280 |
| #249 | infernal insoles | 13 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #122 | jar of swamp gas | 666 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #262 | jazz soap | 109 |
| #249 | joybuzzer | 114 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #208 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 132 |
| #271 | mood ring | 42 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #209 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 123 |
| #186 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 145 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #47 | red balloon | 16 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #229 | rubber emo roe | 128 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #47 | slime-soaked brain | 5 |
| #45 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #133 | slimy alveolus | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #41 | spiritual eggnog | 5 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #587 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #619 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #147 | whoopie cushion | 181 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #225 | wind-up chattering teeth | 130 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #199 | x-ray specs | 109 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #182 | yellow snowcone | 163 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |