| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #165 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 57 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #135 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 22 |
| #194 | Crimbo food scraps | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crown of the Goblin King | 71,279 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #2370 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #490 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 20 |
| #444 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 25 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #458 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 23 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #20 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 483 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #98 | badass belt | 231 |
| #325 | bag of bones | 5 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | bath ball gift set | 30 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #140 | black velvet box | 4 |
| #286 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #764 | bone chips | 7 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of goofballs | 230 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #38 | chocolate stolen accordion | 83 |
| #183 | cinnamon machine oil | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #169 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #171 | crappy brain | 18 |
| #158 | decent brain | 30 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #24 | deluxe layer cake | 19 |
| #235 | doll house | 24 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #201 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #97 | eldritch ichor | 11 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1044 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #156 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #273 | freightcake | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #445 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #212 | good brain | 100 |
| #789 | googly eye | 16 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #169 | honey-drenched ham slice | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #347 | kite | 21 |
| #63 | leftovers | 1 |
| #55 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #319 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #241 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #166 | marionette | 10 |
| #13 | miniature espresso maker | 64 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #212 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #325 | rag doll | 7 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #34 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #451 | shiny ring | 57 |
| #21 | shot of granola liqueur | 9 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #240 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #180 | solid gold bowling ball | 103 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #68 | sprinkles | 1,658 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #356 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 116 |
| #514 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 81 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #715 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 63 |
| #273 | stuffed Meat | 144 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #645 | stuffed angry cow | 69 |
| #570 | stuffed astral badger | 79 |
| #660 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 71 |
| #518 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #383 | stuffed doppelshifter | 38 |
| #444 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 93 |
| #504 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 88 |
| #625 | stuffed hand turkey | 73 |
| #219 | stuffed key | 227 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #556 | stuffed mind flayer | 80 |
| #319 | stuffed mink | 129 |
| #332 | stuffed monocle | 127 |
| #189 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #619 | stuffed scary death orb | 75 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #696 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 67 |
| #715 | stuffed snowy owl | 63 |
| #655 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 71 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 71 |
| #274 | stuffed teddy butler | 144 |
| #288 | stuffed tin of caviar | 141 |
| #238 | stuffed treasure chest | 210 |
| #643 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 72 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #444 | yo-yo | 70 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |