anticosmo

RankItemQuantity
#424Amulet of Yendor51
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#830Bulky Buddy Box3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1527Crimboween memo5
#1419Crown of the Goblin King15
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#381Goodfella contract75
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#635MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech11
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#225Steal This Candy10
#669Sugar Cog1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#197Valentine's Day cake3
#183Venus flytrap1
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#1252Yummy Tummy bean114
#44abominable snowcone1,079
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#409anniversary balloon2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#769aspirin1
#313astral mushroom34
#737astronaut pants10
#411baby killer bee24
#183babycakes1
#1044baconstone7
#2643badass belt18
#443bag of airline peanuts68
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1029balloon monkey1
#664bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#565black forest cake2
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#729black polka-dot oyster egg6
#174black snowcone22
#431black striped oyster egg12
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#72blue snowcone286
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#320blue-frosted astral cupcake3
#621borg sock monkey2
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#706brick50
#1272buckyball2
#545can of fake snow1
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#1964candied yams3
#1923candy cane13
#2397candy stake3
#429clown hammer68
#1980club necklace3
#883commemorative war stein1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#1025daisy1
#454defective skull49
#1956diamond necklace3
#176disintegrating sheet music30
#1263doll house2
#878dollhive6
#30doppelshifter egg1
#1165drywall axe6
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1296easter egg balloon19
#607empty blowgun2
#449encoder ring36
#484evil teddy bear28
#433explosion-flavored chewing gum68
#464fake fake vomit71
#392fake hand71
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2520fancy chocolate1
#673fancy dress ball17
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#429fire13
#232foie gras7
#501frigid mote1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#1272fruitcake12
#271fuzzy dice14
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#738giant pinky ring19
#1032gingerbread bugbear20
#3042gingerbread horror2
#882green balloon1
#225green candy heart137
#78green snowcone277
#430green-frosted astral cupcake2
#1547grue egg16
#1225gyroscope1
#1451hamethyst4
#3460handful of confetti5
#2507heart necklace2
#599heart-shaped balloon8
#1515herbal stuffing4
#925ice-cold Sir Schlitz40
#594immense cyborg hand7
#253incredibly creepy marionette12
#577inflatable duck1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#364jazz soap82
#386joybuzzer80
#615killer rag doll4
#1025kite6
#1898kneecapping stick1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#218lavender candy heart132
#206lavender paisley oyster egg15
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#518lucky rabbit's foot13
#559mad scientist's sock monkey5
#2077mafia aria1
#387magical ice cube with a fly in it78
#686marionette2
#334marionette collective2
#576mauve paisley oyster egg5
#673mauve striped oyster egg6
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#605monomolecular yo-yo82
#641mood ring3
#145moxie magnet1
#690mugcake1
#589mushroom fermenting solution12
#614mylar scout drone8
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#2029obsidian dagger5
#291off-white paisley oyster egg8
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#253orange and black Crimboween candy22
#272orange candy heart135
#99orange snowcone274
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#215pail62
#797pants of the Slug Lord4
#439party hat4
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#998pet rock7
#433pet rock "Groucho" disguise60
#433pet rock "Snooty" disguise72
#495petrified time1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#378piece of wedding cake15
#214pink candy heart161
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#2213porquoise1
#582possessed top10
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#240prehistoric spear16
#287puce paisley oyster egg9
#230puce plastic oyster egg15
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#110purple snowcone267
#230purple-frosted astral cupcake6
#866rag doll2
#250razor-tipped yo-yo37
#1219really dense meat stack3
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#70red snowcone322
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#9red traffic cone1
#229roboduck-on-a-string6
#1287robotronic egg15
#333[2108]rock12
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#1556roll of toilet paper13
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#403rubber emo roe80
#1105scroll of pasta summoning4
#1077shiny ring19
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#909sock monkey2
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#718spectral pickle10
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#391spooky cosmetics bag6
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#551stick4
#137stick-on-a-string29
#2988stuffed Cheshire bitten15
#5266stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#677stuffed alien blob10
#4835stuffed angry cow7
#2883stuffed astral badger16
#4051stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#4485stuffed cocoabo8
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#4059stuffed flaming gravy fairy10
#3220stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#1040stuffed gray blob17
#4591stuffed hand turkey8
#4272stuffed mind flayer9
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#1394stuffed shoulder parrot14
#5355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#3601stuffed spooky gravy fairy12
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#2688stuffed undead elbow macaroni18
#777stuffed zmobie1
#206sugar-coated pine cone14
#1487support cummerbund1
#1586teddy bear2
#576teddy borg15
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#483toast2,014
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#272toothsome rock40
#1064top4
#521toy crazy train17
#334toy deathbot3
#606toy jet pack12
#546toy maglev monorail2
#433toy mercenary16
#686toy ray gun12
#517toy soldier3
#634toy space helmet12
#892toy train2
#478tree skirt1
#437tree-eating kite79
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#222tube of dread wax19
#392tulip1
#1340unstable laser battery39
#439urinal cake3
#443vampire duck-on-a-string24
#550vibrating cyborg knife10
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#474water wings1
#144wheel23
#235white candy heart147
#463whoopie cushion71
#420wind-up chattering teeth77
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#390x-ray specs55
#248yellow candy heart204
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#163yellow snowcone177
#38yellow traffic cone1
#202yo44
#1565yo-yo6

Wow, that's 8,885 items total!

what items are this player missing?