| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #308 | Crimbo candied pecan | 40 |
| #350 | Crimbo fudge | 33 |
| #313 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 40 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #85 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 15 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #442 | Knob sausage | 5 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #123 | astral mushroom | 134 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #304 | brine | 63 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #703 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #338 | dill | 111 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #380 | ghost cucumber | 114 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #351 | large box | 11 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #733 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #396 | vinegar | 101 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
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| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |