| #126 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 18 |
| #306 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 20 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #19 | BACON | 38,168 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #70 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #50 | Carol of the Bulls | 3 |
| #49 | Carol of the Hells | 3 |
| #51 | Carol of the Thrills | 3 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | Clara's bell | 12 |
| #65 | Crimbeau de toilette | 5 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #39 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #837 | Crimbuck | 944 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #12 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #12 | LOV Emotionizer | 53 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #109 | My First Art of War | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #19 | Skully's hot chocolate | 5 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #38 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 3 |
| #39 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 3 |
| #40 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 3 |
| #38 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 3 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 3 |
| #34 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 3 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6 | antique beer | 74 |
| #162 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #42 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #82 | blue mana | 2 |
| #485 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | bone aperitif | 188 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #163 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #78 | candy brain | 94 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #423 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 25 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #23 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #697 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #264 | crystalline cheer | 328 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #65 | eldritch effluvium | 3,503 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1644 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #161 | grilled mooseflank | 10 |
| #100 | hair spray | 249 |
| #99 | handful of honey | 101 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #20 | hot watered rum | 1,415 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #171 | ice stein | 2 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #70 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #61 | magical sausage | 7 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #36 | marshmallow | 5,005 |
| #39 | mime army camouflage kit | 4 |
| #11 | mime army challenge coin | 7 |
| #76 | mime army rations | 5 |
| #9 | mime army shotglass | 5 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #73 | mime army wine | 5 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #35 | mime soul fragment | 157 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #11 | nega-mushroom wine | 36 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #470 | orange snowcone | 17 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #288 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #74 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #729 | purple snowcone | 3 |
| #365 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #97 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #38 | shushed potatoes | 6 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #662 | spooky mushroom | 65 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #16 | squirming egg sac | 926 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #658 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 7 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #246 | twinkly wad | 1,000 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #871 | white lightning | 3 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wicker kickers | 2 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #143 | wicker shield | 37 |
| 🥈 | wicker slicker | 4 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| 🥉 | wicker ticker | 4 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #1237 | yellow snowcone | 15 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |