| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #335 | Cloaca-Cola | 114 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #1228 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 22 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #155 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 13 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #45 | blue velvet cake | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #438 | furry fur | 143 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #63 | hot wing | 1,615 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #291 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #359 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #173 | three-tiered wedding cake | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #121 | yeti fur | 2,679 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |